Hot and Cold GFs

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:46 am

So my new girlfriend is driving me crazy. She's totally blowing hot and cold here and I feel like ramming a fist through my wall. One minute she's jumping my bones in public and getting it on in a way that amazingly lewd and the next she "has to go home cause it's late". WTF? Inconsistent much?

What the hell do you guys do with chics like that?

Change my picture, smack my bitch up.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:01 am

Get her into the idea of using fuzzy handcuffs, then she can't go anywhere. Works and a suprisingly high number of chicks dig it. Or maybe she's just a tease.

Post by **King of Creation** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:07 am

When I saw the topic title, I thought this was going to be about Final Fantasy

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:15 am

she sounds like she's 14. is she? get serious

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:24 am

She'd probably like fuzzy handcuffs for five minutes, then change her mind. It's not like I'm gonna rape her either. No, she's not young, she just seems fickle or something. She's very romantic and affectionate, which is why I haven't given up yet, but godammit it's frustrating.

And I'm drunk so my mind is wandering...

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:37 am

Two scenarios:

One:
She's teasing you in order to make you want her more - being all "this is all yours, hot stuff, come and get it" and then turning you down in order to drive you crazy and want her even more. Also to test you out and see how much of your affection is based on true feelings for her combined with respect for her personality and intellect and how much of it is just you being horny.

Two:
She's fricking crazy, dump her.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:43 am

Sounds like she's either bipolar or a crack addict. "Have to go home because it's late" is code for "Have to go home because the rails are calling my name and you're too lame to snort them with".

Or, I guess, what Tingel Tangel said.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:48 am

Tingel Tangel wrote:She's teasing you in order to make you want her more - being all "this is all yours, hot stuff, come and get it" and then turning you down in order to drive you crazy and want her even more. Also to test you out and see how much of your affection is based on true feelings for her combined with respect for her personality and intellect and how much of it is just you being horny.

Two:
She's fricking crazy, dump her.

I think I'll go with #1, at least for a month or two. She is driving me crazy but I also admire her refinement, equipoise and taste for adventure, and maybe that's what she's trying to highlight instead of the fact that she's hot as all hell. It may indeed be a test. Thx.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:51 am

Mechanurgist wrote:taste for adventure

Crackhead. CRACKHEAD.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:01 am

Mechanurgist wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:She's teasing you in order to make you want her more - being all "this is all yours, hot stuff, come and get it" and then turning you down in order to drive you crazy and want her even more. Also to test you out and see how much of your affection is based on true feelings for her combined with respect for her personality and intellect and how much of it is just you being horny.

Two:
She's fricking crazy, dump her.
I think I'll go with #1, at least for a month or two. She is driving me crazy but I also admire her refinement, equipoise and taste for adventure, and maybe that's what she's trying to highlight instead of the fact that she's hot as all hell. It may indeed be a test. Thx.

There's also the off chance that she's creating a base for future drama to hit you with, just so she can hear you tell her how wonderful she is when she's feeling down because of other shit and wants to be distracted and at the same time feel admired by someone she finds important in her life. Not that women ever do that, of course. Not that I ever have... uhm... so... eherm... As Subhuman said: Crackhead! CRACKHEAD!

Though I sort of think it's door number one...

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:17 am

Mechanurgist wrote:And I'm drunk so my mind is wandering...
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

Dumb question, have you tried getting HER drunk out of her mind?

Also - do you know if she's one of those "I WANT OUR FIRST TIME TO BE SPECIAL" types? I've had those types too, they're not fun.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:18 am

How long have you been in the relationship? The reason I ask is you might be in the turbo cunt "how much shit will he take" testing phase, in which case I advise you to fuck hard and regularly and take no shit. If you have been in the relationship for awhile now there is no telling so I would advice a swift kick in the ass with intent to curb.

Godspeed soldier

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:48 am

Edit: DP (LOLZ)

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:31 am

Just wait and see.

Teh complex plans of mice and men fall apart easily.

Same for women.

Just wait for clearer data.

If it's a game, it will show.

Do some cold/hot of your own.

Teh Emo-Mirror is teh greatest wpn vs. BS ever invented.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:53 am

fuck playing games, shes dumb

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:36 pm

How the wise man say?

Grab that bitch`s arm, when she trys to leave. Throw her on the bed and shout at her "you are staying fucking HERE!", then take her damn clothes off and fuck her hard, she will always remember that. and for the possibility that she still manages to leave, show your cold back and don`t call or talk to her untill she comes back to suck da dick.

Yes, serious, always works.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:05 pm

King of Creation wrote:When I saw the topic title, I thought this was going to be about Final Fantasy

Same

I also had a thought for Kashluk

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:28 pm

I'M HIGH ON COKE, NIGGA, KILL DAT BITCH

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:52 pm

BORDERLINE SYNDROME! diagnosis done.....

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:12 pm

as syrus astutely observed millennia ago in one of his shitty plays, if you pardon one offense you encourage the commission of many. putting up with her shit is essentially telling her that its OK with you.

girls who play games are pretty much as worthwhile to have around as psychosniper, and a girl who feels like she has a right or obligation to test someone is worth even less

:bitter: