Buy Me Stuff (No one else will)

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:24 pm

I got peanuts for Christmas, literally.

I JUST WANTED EQ2, MOM. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/regis ... 92F">Click here</a> to save Xmas.

thx

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:27 pm

EQ2? You dork.

p.s. ---> change your hairstyle if you haven't already.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:29 pm

I'm completely comfortable being a dork.

My hair is a mess, I'm growing it long.

Change yours.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:33 pm

I like your avatar.

*laughs* Now that sounded ok.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:37 pm

Whats that, Polack?

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:49 pm

Your parent's should sent you to one of those youth reformatories in Africa or Jamaica, you really have some closet cleaning to do man.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:53 pm

What in my closet requires cleansing, I might ask?

I'm also not a youth, I'm 20.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:54 pm

Ortchel wrote:Whats that, Polack?

I said that I liked your avatar and that it sounded gay.

Anurysm - You are lucky this is the internet.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:06 pm

Dont lose hope Ortchel you are still young.Do you really want to be an agoraphobic night janitor for the rest of your life ?
Get your shit together chico.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:45 am

The man has a point. Besides, you're twenty years old, buy your own friggin' games; You should be able to afford it.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:02 am

Ortchel wrote:My hair is a mess, I'm growing it long.

I assure you that my hair is messier and longer. However, I'm also not a 20-year old Everquest playing boy who happens to be lucky that this is the internet.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:35 am

Anny-
Actually, yes, that is what I want to be. Give me minimal responsibility and minimal contact with other people, I don't want anything else, just a little privacy and enough money to live out a simple life. At one time I had a band and a chance at a life as a muscian, a totally empty, superficial existence, in some ways I'm glad the shit hit the fan so that I'm not in some sort of knockoff of 'The Darkness' now.

But that's too serious for the DaC forums so uh .. XMAS GOATSE.

the guardian wrote:The man has a point. Besides, you're twenty years old, buy your own friggin' games; You should be able to afford it.

I wish I could. Also, let me congratulate you for actually using a semicolon correctly, you have no idea how rare that is these days.

Koki wrote:I said that I liked your avatar and that it sounded gay.

I still have no idea what you're going on about, Polack. So I'll tell you a joke instead.

Why does the new Polish navy use glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Polish navy!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:08 am

Ortchel wrote:Why does the new Polish navy use glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Polish navy!

That's not . . . nice. Real retrospective reflection : You could safely amend this topic to ' no one will buy me stuff, boo hoo hoo '.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:16 am

Haha, I'm not actually so bummed about it though. I just thought I'd paste in the link that I sent to my parents so they'd know what to get me, in addition to my complaining.

But here's a post-script boo hoo hoo for good measure.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:29 am

Material possession is fleeting. Lament that you were not given the intangible. Could you claim to appreciate what you cannot see, feel, hear, smell, taste or ride to the bottleshop ? I DO NOT KNOW.

*scribbles on paper from notepad*

Glass . . . navy . . . boat . . . skinhead . . . goblinoids . . . really ? . . . no ? . . . no . . . Got it.

*files*

Yes, there. Not now. Not very recent. Other.

Ortchel wrote:But here's a post-script boo hoo hoo for good measure.

Thank you, I am glad you did not waste this rare opportunity.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 10:26 am

Blargh wrote:
Ortchel wrote:Why does the new Polish navy use glass bottom boats?

So they can see the old Polish navy!
That's not . . . nice.

Quite funny though. Besides, I could also say it about quite a few other countries.

Material possession is fleeting. Lament that you were not given the intangible. Could you claim to appreciate what you cannot see, feel, hear, smell, taste or ride to the bottleshop ?

THE THINGS YOU OWN OWN YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:20 am

You are an empty shell of a man.

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:00 pm

Meeeee?

:(

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:20 pm

Well. What do you think? Do you automaticly presume people are talking about you when using negative terms?

Ortchel · Post by **Ortchel** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:57 pm

The only reason I did was because you didn't quote, so I assumed you were responding to the initial post.