If Fallout were real...

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:10 pm

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN BECAUSE ATLEAST I KNOW IM FREE *hands out flag bumper stickers*

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:36 pm

LlamaG0d wrote:PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN BECAUSE ATLEAST I KNOW IM FREE *hands out flag bumper stickers*

Heh, oh yah. Well I might have an intelligence stat of 2 but youre an AMERICAN. I think its safe to say I have the upperhand :p Haha!

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:47 pm

You do realize that was sarcasm?

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:17 pm

m3 th1nk dat wuz sarc@sm!1

Ooh, please, occupy me all night long, Hammer!

Sounds like something Iraq or France might say. :p

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:35 pm

LlamaG0d wrote:You do realize that was sarcasm?

Yea.. and im not trying to insult you. Im just joking...

-=Felix=- · Post by **-=Felix=-** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:08 am

My town would've been nuked a dozen times over.

We have... A tank engine plant, a helicopter production line, a national guard continuity site, and a big bulls-eye commemerating the fact that there are a couple "soviet" nukes still programmed to hit us.

Maybe I can use falche to survive

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:11 am

My town's the official Fallout shelter for my area. So if the Plymouth Power Plant was bombed, we'd get all the radiated people here. I'd probably leave.

If that happened, I'd probably just wander the wasteland aimlessly taking odd jobs here and there to support myself. So pretty much my life would be the same.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 5:58 am

My school is a couple blocks away from an armorey, there is also a small base somewhere near there and I live near Dallas, there are huge underground systems in Dallas. I think I would be pretty safe

Nightkin244 · Post by **Nightkin244** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 6:17 am

Golden Globes had a Holographic projector taking the experience to the next level. . .

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:38 am

satanisgreat, I dunno how far away Bridgewater is from Nashua, NH, but everyone there would be fucked. My hometown's the site for the FAA center that governs all of New England's air traffic - and it was a nuclear target during the cold war. Ironically enough, the high school I went to is about a mile away from tha FAA bulding, and according to the signs outside, it's a "Fallout Shelter." Fuckin' lot of good that will do you, a shelter one mile away from ground zero. Not that I'd do much better in Montreal now, which has to be a target. Too much freedom goin' on.

Falche won't even begin to save my doomed ass.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:21 pm

Mr. Green wrote:Sounds like something Iraq or France might say. :p

France... Canada... what's the difference?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:06 pm

The weather is better in Canada. Hell, it never even hits -30 Celcius in France.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:28 pm

Yea, that heatwave that killed thousands of people is AN ILLUSION!

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:24 am

a heatwave of a record breaking 104 degrees ferenheit! I deal with that on a daily basis! I live in Texas. The French are pansies

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:48 am

If only if the French would take showers! Then all those people wouldn't have died...

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:10 am

The French are allergic to water....and air conditioning apparently. I mean it's not a fucking 3rd world country, and it was barely of 100 degrees

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:11 am

They refuse to use modern things such as soap, they're like the Amish.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:29 am

But...soap isn't modern.....

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:33 am

The way its made now makes it modern, back in the day it was made out of fat.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:53 am

It can still be made out of fat, and lye, and water. My cousin tried ot do it on a camp out we went to