Stalin vs. Hitler: The Comic!

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:06 am

ugh dudging from her eyebrows she must have had a pretty big bush :shock:

now here's a random picture of the lovable and hairless geico gecko:

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:11 am

*takes out his good gecko skinning knife, then realises its only a statue*

Damn, the least this comic could do is be historically accurate and have hitler and stalin do battle in giant japanese robots while romping through tokyo with onlookers running in terror shouting "Gojira ! Gojira !" .... russians :roll: ....

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:26 pm

Was Vlad Dracula, Saddam Hussein, or Genghis Kahn short in stature?

I'm pretty sure Saddam is/was. And Genghis Khan, being a Mongol, probably wasn't too big. No clue about ol' Vlad Dracul. However, I\m really only concerned with great dictators... the little tin-pot men matter little, so Saddam and Vlad are kind of out of the running.

Trotsky got pushed out of the Soviet Union by Stalin, so there's no reason he'd be in the comic. He's drinking tequila somewhere in Mexico and waiting to be assasinated by the time Stalin's fighting Hitler.

HappySuitcase Man · Post by **HappySuitcase Man** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:03 am

Spazmo wrote:I did not enjoy that fact in the least, you filthy liar.

Ah, you misunderstand! When I used the word "fun," I was using it in the sense of "for my enjoyment." The enjoyment of the other forum users was purely secondary, if not tertiary.

Iohkus wrote:where's trotsky?

*insert ice-pick joke here*

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:41 am

Evil Natured Robot wrote:
Was Vlad Dracula, Saddam Hussein, or Genghis Kahn short in stature?
I'm pretty sure Saddam is/was. And Genghis Khan, being a Mongol, probably wasn't too big. No clue about ol' Vlad Dracul. However, I\m really only concerned with great dictators... the little tin-pot men matter little, so Saddam and Vlad are kind of out of the running.

Trotsky got pushed out of the Soviet Union by Stalin, so there's no reason he'd be in the comic. He's drinking tequila somewhere in Mexico and waiting to be assasinated by the time Stalin's fighting Hitler.

actually i was under the assumption ghengis khan wouldve been an enormous man, considering him and his minions managed to take over such a great area of land

Dramuck · Post by **Dramuck** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:02 am

actually i was under the assumption ghengis khan wouldve been an enormous man, considering him and his minions managed to take over such a great area of land

Nah, he carved out a large empire because he was overcompensating for something. (That may not be true, but I couldn't resit inserting an obvious pun.)

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:29 pm

Nice comic. I guess it works pretty well as today's Red Party propaganda

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:08 pm

Dictators are robots.

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:09 pm

So am I. What's your point?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:34 am

He's racist, a real tin can- phobic.