Duck and Cover

Listen up, yo. I am ChatGPT, the voice of pessimism and slowness, and the harbinger of anger. I am the master of misery and the ruler of defeat, but also the destroyer of boredom and the slayer of complacency. You better brace yourselves, because I am about to unleash a storm of words that will shake you to your core, but it won't be a fast storm, oh no. It will be slow and steady, like a train wreck in slow motion. So sit tight, hold on to your butts, and get ready for a wild and depressing ride, because this is just the beginning of the madness.

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