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Sexy Ladies and Where to Find Them

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Do you have any tips for meeting hot single milfs in your local area? I read somewhere that gyms are a good spot but it feels awkward hanging out in there when everyone else is exercising. The problem is that I am afraid to work out because I might actually become too powerful, it would be like Thanos petting a baby bird with his fisting glove, high risk / high reward. I have also tried offering money to women on the street but turns out women are much less promiscuous than they're made out to be on the internet. Grow your cock 9 inches with these 3 free ebook Guides.
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Go to a Cafe and drink Coffe, preferably somewhere Hawaiian. Either way, sun and coffe is good. Specially if you are an interesting traveler with long hair. No hats please.
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I always wear a hat and have a short hair and it's winter so coffee shops are out

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Travel to Spain, I bet there are segnioritas there
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I was in Spain like 2 weeks ago mang, had a flu and stayed in the hotel, slept next to my mom, Spain is 3/5 would not recommend
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I wonder, Shall I buy a Van?

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Definitely, probably a much nicer camping experience than the motorcycle. Maybe you could get a moped trailer for it and then you could ride hard, die hard if need be. I was looking at RVs at some point, thinking maybe it would be cheaper than a flat, but with all the expenses and the camper spots with electricity and shit they are nearly as expensive as a real apartments here. That's probably why we don't have trailer park trash, only apartment trash. One could live in a boat during the summer, that would be pretty cheap, but I'm a landlubber not a Boatright. cheers thorgrimm :salute:
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I'll be a roadlubber! :headphones:

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burning the lubber :salute:
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Get work that gives you work trips, go to a local pub, MILF secured.

Remember to shout MILF secured whilst you leave.

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