Duck And Cover 2.0

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:41 pm

Why bother when your alt has a more entertaining name?

Alister McFap II Esq. · Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:24 pm

You've got a point, but shut up anyway, fatso.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:50 am

I don't see why anyone would do anything an Australian says.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:55 am

"Never listen to a man with corks on his hat."

That's my old man always said.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:50 am

Retlaw83 wrote:I don't see why anyone would do anything an Australian says.

Fortunatelly I'm German, so shut your dickface and smear more chocolate onto yourself for our entertainment.

:sieg heil:

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:23 pm

Thought you were Polish?

Alister McFap II Esq. · Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:32 pm

Well I go by nationality here, not by where I was born or where I live.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:14 pm

Protip: Better to be proud of who you are than to lie to yourself.

Seriously though, DAC could use some more admins and mods. At this point it wouldn't matter who, as long as they were active. Even a Smiley-esque fascist might stir this place up a bit.

Oh, and have we finally given up on trying to cater to FO3 and FO:NV dimwits? Can we let that go officially, please?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:59 pm

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Well I go by nationality here, not by where I was born or where I live.

Then you're fucking retarded - your nationality is where you're born and live. You're thinking of ethnicity, and German isn't an ethnicity so much you're just some white guy. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie and put more snapshots of your dick on the internet.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:41 pm

Please don't put more snapshots of your dick on the internet.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:18 am

Retlaw83 wrote:your nationality is where you're born and live.

Well, what if they are different?

Alister McFap II Esq. · Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:29 am

I got multiple nationalities/citizenships and I was actually born on a ship, in international waters.
What does this make me? A fucking gypsy? Nomad? Cimmerian?

I don't even know what I am... I have an identity crisis. But better this than being a fat loser like Retlaw.

I love you all. (except Walter, and Snake, because they're both in snake's ass)

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:46 am

Frater Perdurabo wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:your nationality is where you're born and live.
Well, what if they are different?

Then you're an X living Y, like I was an American living in South Africa.

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: I don't even know what I am...

You're an asshole who posts pictures of his dick on the internet in a desperate bid for acceptance that you'll never get. Hope that helps.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:08 am

I didn't post it you fucking idiot. It's a screenshot from when I flashed it. OMG FLASHING GENITALIA!

I did it for lulz, and lulz it brought to many a person.
Yet being the bottom bitch for your army buddies and smearing your porkish corpus with "chocolate" is a different story. So shut the fuck up when it comes to begging for acceptance, you dog.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:09 am

St. Toxic wrote:Protip: Better to be proud of who you are than to lie to yourself.

Seriously though, DAC could use some more admins and mods. At this point it wouldn't matter who, as long as they were active. Even a Smiley-esque fascist might stir this place up a bit.

Oh, and have we finally given up on trying to cater to FO3 and FO:NV dimwits? Can we let that go officially, please?

What are we supposed to do then if we stop covering fo3 and new vegas?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:14 am

cats

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:01 am

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: I did it for lulz, and lulz it brought to many a person.

People are laughing because you're pathetic, not because they like you. Get some self-confidence and stop jerking off to pictures of corpses and maybe people will warm up to you.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:23 am

Stop projecting and eat less.
I get along rahter well with most people these days. You used to be ok, but somehow now you're just a dumb angry faɠɠot who hates everyone and vice versa. Maybe chill the fuck out and do something good for yourself?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:13 am

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:I get along rahter well with most people

Nothing in your behavior or constant looking up of corpse pictures would suggest that's true.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:14 am

Uh huh.