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Why bother when your alt has a more entertaining name?
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

You've got a point, but shut up anyway, fatso.
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I don't see why anyone would do anything an Australian says.
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"Never listen to a man with corks on his hat."

That's my old man always said.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Retlaw83 wrote:I don't see why anyone would do anything an Australian says.
Fortunatelly I'm German, so shut your dickface and smear more chocolate onto yourself for our entertainment.

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Thought you were Polish?
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Well I go by nationality here, not by where I was born or where I live.
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Protip: Better to be proud of who you are than to lie to yourself.

Seriously though, DAC could use some more admins and mods. At this point it wouldn't matter who, as long as they were active. Even a Smiley-esque fascist might stir this place up a bit.

Oh, and have we finally given up on trying to cater to FO3 and FO:NV dimwits? Can we let that go officially, please?
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Well I go by nationality here, not by where I was born or where I live.
Then you're fucking retarded - your nationality is where you're born and live. You're thinking of ethnicity, and German isn't an ethnicity so much you're just some white guy. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie and put more snapshots of your dick on the internet.
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Please don't put more snapshots of your dick on the internet.
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Post by Frater Perdurabo »

Retlaw83 wrote:your nationality is where you're born and live.
Well, what if they are different?
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

I got multiple nationalities/citizenships and I was actually born on a ship, in international waters.
What does this make me? A fucking gypsy? Nomad? Cimmerian?

I don't even know what I am... I have an identity crisis. But better this than being a fat loser like Retlaw. :)
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Frater Perdurabo wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:your nationality is where you're born and live.
Well, what if they are different?
Then you're an X living Y, like I was an American living in South Africa.
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: I don't even know what I am...
You're an asshole who posts pictures of his dick on the internet in a desperate bid for acceptance that you'll never get. Hope that helps.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

I didn't post it you fucking idiot. It's a screenshot from when I flashed it. OMG FLASHING GENITALIA! :rolleyes:

I did it for lulz, and lulz it brought to many a person.
Yet being the bottom bitch for your army buddies and smearing your porkish corpus with "chocolate" is a different story. So shut the fuck up when it comes to begging for acceptance, you dog.
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St. Toxic wrote:Protip: Better to be proud of who you are than to lie to yourself.

Seriously though, DAC could use some more admins and mods. At this point it wouldn't matter who, as long as they were active. Even a Smiley-esque fascist might stir this place up a bit.

Oh, and have we finally given up on trying to cater to FO3 and FO:NV dimwits? Can we let that go officially, please?
What are we supposed to do then if we stop covering fo3 and new vegas?
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: I did it for lulz, and lulz it brought to many a person.
People are laughing because you're pathetic, not because they like you. Get some self-confidence and stop jerking off to pictures of corpses and maybe people will warm up to you.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Stop projecting and eat less.
I get along rahter well with most people these days. You used to be ok, but somehow now you're just a dumb angry faɠɠot who hates everyone and vice versa. Maybe chill the fuck out and do something good for yourself?
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:I get along rahter well with most people
Nothing in your behavior or constant looking up of corpse pictures would suggest that's true.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Uh huh. :paper:


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