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Stalagmite wrote:It is nothing like the mafia.
I used mafia as an example of a social group with a pecking order. If you're going to present the idea of a food chain, then I think mafia is a fitting comparison based on its simplistic power structure.

But you're right, we don't whack people or sell drugs, so let's alter the power a structure a little to make allowances for lower positions.

Boss > Underboss > Captain > Soldier > Associate > Shitheel > Hooker > Hookers Snatch Covered in shit > Amputated Snatch > Mr Snake > Eroded Soil > Pete Hines > A bit of wood in the yard > Burnt wood > Burnt wood covered in shit > Anal prolapse > Stalagmite

As you can see, we value many more things of higher importance than you. For example, I can sell amputated vaginas in China, which they'd find more useful than you and your non-contributing posts.
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Yonmanc has defeated his first enemy.

I see great potential.
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Northern Vox pwnage, for everyone!
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Rhymes with 'Marinade' wrote:China
I think you might find that market to be exhausted. That aside, salient point(s). :drunk:
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Last night I touched up the NERF pistol, covered the "wooden" handle part with masking tape, and gave the bitch a hole new cover of matte/satin clear coat. It's less shiny, except for the "wooden" handle.

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(somehow my webcam screenshots are a bit stretched and warped, so I had to readjust them manually)

(I need a new photo camera)
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That reminds me of the original 10mm pistol in the original Fallouts.
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SenisterDenister wrote:That reminds me of the original 10mm pistol in the original Fallouts.
Thanks. I took inspiration from it of course.

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Looks mint *thumbs up*
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cool beans. does it look metallic up close as well, or does it look like plastic that looks like metal?
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Looks great, better than I could do it.


If you had a better gun to start with than that crap it would've been even better. Now it looks a bit to sci-fi:ish for Fallout.

I betcha you could get some bucks for this on ebay.
Maybe even some pegs.
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:
SenisterDenister wrote:That reminds me of the original 10mm pistol in the original Fallouts.
Thanks. I took inspiration from it of course.

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Which one is the second?
Did you do that model? Can't say I recognise it but maybe it's from Van Buren?

If you modeled it or something great work. O_o
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Too sci-fish for Fallout? :? :punchballs:
Which one is the second?
Did you do that model? Can't say I recognise it but maybe it's from Van Buren?

If you modeled it or something great work. O_o
it's a picture of his pistol
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Gimp Mask wrote:cool beans. does it look metallic up close as well, or does it look like plastic that looks like metal?
It looks pretty much spot on like as if the gun was "real".
It's pretty close up, it's taken with a webcam. Check the 1st page to see a bigger, but glossier picture of it. As I said, except for the "wooden" handle it's all matte/satin now to look less like pulled out of Snake's ass. :drunk:


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Username wrote: Did you do that model? Can't say I recognise it but maybe it's from Van Buren?
You're stupid.
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Those bumps on the grip look ridiculous. Not anything you did, just in general. Maybe sand them off? All around looks great. Those little silver bits just throw it all off, looks too shiny compared to the rest of the "metal" parts.
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Retlaw83 wrote:
Username wrote: Did you do that model? Can't say I recognise it but maybe it's from Van Buren?
You're stupid.
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Yonmanc wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:
Username wrote: Did you do that model? Can't say I recognise it but maybe it's from Van Buren?
You're stupid.
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:
SenisterDenister wrote:That reminds me of the original 10mm pistol in the original Fallouts.
Thanks. I took inspiration from it of course.

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I'd hazard to say it looks more like the .223 pistol.
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:
Gimp Mask wrote:cool beans. does it look metallic up close as well, or does it look like plastic that looks like metal?
It looks pretty much spot on like as if the gun was "real".
It's pretty close up, it's taken with a webcam. Check the 1st page to see a bigger, but glossier picture of it. As I said, except for the "wooden" handle it's all matte/satin now to look less like pulled out of Snake's ass. :drunk:


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I thought it was a picture of your pistol but you sorta said you drew inspiration from both of them. But I mean it can't a normal picture of it, rightA photograph so to speak?

That's why I asked if you designed it to (in Photoshop or Pixeleditor or something). This since the color is completely different. I like the one in the small picture alot more anyway.

It's kinda lame to shit over someone who tries to give you a compliment to dude, didn't your mother teach you any manners?
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