Fallout Motorcycle

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed May 19, 2010 7:09 am

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A high school teacher in Canada has managed to force his student to build a Fallout themed motorcycle for him, presumably with the threat of a passing grade hanging over their heads and without any sort of compensation. Here's the bike, via the <a href="http://bethblog.com/index.php/2010/05/1 ... og</a>:
<a href="http://static.bethsoft.com/blog/fallout ... .jpg"><img src="http://static.bethsoft.com/blog/fallout%20bike%201.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="201" /></a>
Head <a href="http://bethblog.com/index.php/2010/05/1 ... ute/">over here</a> to see a few more pics.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed May 19, 2010 7:33 am

Looks functional. But ugly. Not the good kind of ugly, unfortunatelly.

If there wasn't any radiation symbols or VAULT TEC written on it, I wouldn't guess that it's related to Fallout.

Forced Fallout is Forced.
But as long as it's fun in the mud, then who cares.

Jizz.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:09 am

Yeah, definitely a bad ugly. Cheers, or whatever, though, as long as it's not to Fallout 3.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:17 am

Btw. TOTALLY newsworthy material.

KOC post shit like that in GENERAL DISCUSSION.

Roberto · Post by **Roberto** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:22 am

Since when did Vault-Tec ever make Mad Max' retarded brother's scooter, or any other "motorcycle" for that matter?
A for effort though I guess.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed May 19, 2010 8:45 am

Roberto was built by a team of engineers tryin' to create an insane robot. But it seems... they failed!

Also, it'd be RELATIVELY PLAUSIBLE to stock Vaults with heavy duty motorcycles for recon and transportation once the vaults are opened, as they don't take away much space when stored. :wheelie:

Roberto · Post by **Roberto** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:15 am

Dreadnought wrote:Roberto was built by a team of engineers tryin' to create an insane robot. But it seems... they failed!

Also, it'd be RELATIVELY PLAUSIBLE to stock Vaults with heavy duty motorcycles for recon and transportation once the vaults are opened, as they don't take away much space when stored.

Roberto was built solely for looting and stabbing, common knowledge. And you know what would be even more brilliant than HD bikes would be hybrid Vespa scooters; then you wouldn't have to worry about hitting a bump and nuking yourself AND you'd be saving gas!

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:39 am

HA-HAAAAAAAAR! *stab*

HA-HAAAR! *stab twice*

Siede · Post by **Siede** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:30 pm

Maybe this is a dumb question but i'm justing making sure. Is this ugly motorcycle going to be in fallout new vegas, because if so that is such a coincidence since I was just talking to one of my friends about having a motorcycle in fallout new vegas yesterday.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:34 pm

He sets himself up as a blithering retard only to whip out the subtle troll. Well played, alt, well played.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:37 pm

Damn, he really is a troll. Well played Siede, you had me.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:06 pm

:newvegas:

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:39 pm

2d is for 2dickholes

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:25 am

Either of these is acceptable.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Thu May 20, 2010 12:05 pm

2382 wrote:Head <a href="http://bethblog.com/index.php/2010/05/1 ... ute/">over here</a> to see a few more pics.

i just had a look at the pictures and that bike has to be the most retarded piece of shit ever, something only kickstand would ryde through the wastes
:wheelie:

but ... is it "cannon"?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu May 20, 2010 10:29 pm

The comment section causes the urine in my bladder to solidify.
Anyway.
The bike appears to lack suspension which could be sorted out with right tire pressure to achieve the worst handling and riding experience ever, but in addition check the overly long axle on the front wheel. One rock and the axle snaps.

Lots of talk, some shit for looks, utter lack of substance. Indeed, a tribute to Fallout 3.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu May 20, 2010 10:42 pm

Verily, my good fellows, though this ground has been trodden in discussions prior, I am writing this missive as I have an inquiry to make. Is this homely motorized bicycle set to appear in the upcoming video entertainment title Fallout: New Vegas? If this is indeed the case, I find it quite the happy coincidence as one of my associates and I were conversing on the topic of such transportation in said title only a day prior.

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Fri May 21, 2010 6:23 am

If a professor told me to build a motorcycle for him, id make damn sure it was a uncomfortable ride.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri May 21, 2010 11:33 am

Megatron wrote:

2d is for 2dickholes

This is vintage youtube material guys.
I mean this is the kinda shit people put on youtube these days. And they already camwhored back in the olden days.

People. People never change.

Edit:

As seen on www.DuRoehre.de

Hans1929commented: Haha, sehr gutes Fahrvergnuegen!

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Joe_Dunst_14 commented: LOL EUROFAGS! WE WILL PWN U!!!!111

Masahiro_Ikawa commented: Guys I just invented a walking robot that can shoot lasers, I think I'll invent a genre of comics dedicated to said machines, to cherish their fertile size and power as the octopus penetrates the vagina.

sophieb · Post by **sophieb** » Tue May 25, 2010 8:47 am

From what I know, you may be able to find something useful within Highway_of_Life's ACP Add User MOD.

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