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Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:34 am

Jock Itch
Tinea Cruris
Crotch Rot
Testicular Mushrooms

I only share this with you guys cause you're like brothers to me and I know you'd never ridicule someone else's misfortune.

Anyway was swimming in Long Island Sound (the body of water that NYC dumps into) when I felt an intense itching in my nuts, like a jellyfish stung me. I thought nothing of it really, my nuts itch everyday to some degree and I rather like scratching them after a long day.

Anyhow, it got worse and worse, but what do I know. So I put tons of powder and shit on it. Then a rash started, not funny. Then it started to smell like bad cheese. Now I'm scared. At my wife's urging I splashed Hydrogen Peroxide all over it (I'd learn later this was the last thing I should've done). At this point it was hard to walk, the rash spread all over my nuts and the insides of my thighs and was looking pussy like poison ivy. Well, I finally figured out what it was, and got the right cream for it but even that took 2 weeks for the rash to go away and another 2 weeks for the fungus/itch to be gone for good.

I've gotten stitches, broken bones, consussions, pulled muscle, teeth pulled. This was the scariest thing, to see my nuts all red and scaly, and the intense itching.

Don't take your nuts for granted guys, keep them clean and dry.

edit: I spelled the topic wrong oops

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:28 am

I can only imagine the pain but you pretty much did all the things I would have done the opposite of.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:12 am

This is Cimmerian Nights on HOW TO RESPECT UROLOGISTS.

*arztsohn*

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:17 am

Dude I had to wash my nuts with rubbing alcohol 2 or 3X per day.

No one deserves that kind of pain.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:47 am

sorry to hear all that hombre, glad to hear youre doing better

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:33 am

ur pretty hardcore now, cimmerian

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:49 am

yar, Conan bows down to worship, you pagan barbarian stud, you!

Khan Noonien Singh · Post by **Khan Noonien Singh** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:50 am

If you think that's bad, you've clearly never lived on Ceti Alpha V.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:59 am

Pics or it didn't happen.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:13 am

VasikkA wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.

qfe

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:57 pm

I knew you fuckers would ask that. I was going to, I was wondering how to explain to my wife that I'm posting pics of my festering junk on the internet. It's going to be hard enough to convince her to ever give me head anymore anyway.

Anyway image a pizza with little crumbled feta cheese on top. An it itched like a motherfucker. It's the same fungus as athlete's foot if that helps, it's also called ring worm. Unfortunately it took me a few weeks to figure out what it was so by then it was real bad. You're supposed to keep your nuts dry and sweat free which is a Sisyphean labor during August. I just switched jobs too, so my new health coverage doesn't kick in for 90 days, at that point I definitely needed some behind the counter shit. Go American health system!

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:08 pm

let yer wife do the scratching.

noob.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:43 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote: a Sisyphean labor

okay, I had to look that up.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:49 pm

That one was for johnnygothisgun.

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:30 pm

cazsim83 wrote:
Cimmerian Nights wrote: a Sisyphean labor
okay, I had to look that up.

The educational system of your country sucks.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:23 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:That one was for johnnygothisgun.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:52 pm

I suspect foul play.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:29 pm

Since we're on the topic...

Anyone ever hear of a hydrosele? funnnn shit. basically you end up with something that looks like a 3rd nut, hurts to the touch, unbalances everything, and definitely hurts like a bitch during sex. had it out a little over a year ago....yeah yeah i know, i should've had pix. just look it up...it happens to like 1/3 of men...just wait your turn.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:34 pm

Why can't that happen to chicks, like that hoo'ah in Total Recall?

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:16 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Why can't that happen to chicks, like that hoo'ah in Total Recall?

Why can't chicks have three tits like in Total Recall? "Hey man, YOU EVER FUCK A MUTANT?"