Silhouette of the Ages: Showdown at Ass Lake

[airsoft guy]

I wrote this story almost a year ago and I'm finally getting around to posting it here. I'd never written a story before but one day I decided I had to, and this was the result. Don't bitch about the site layout, not my doing, it's Assface's fault and that Belgian asshole he got to help him code that shit. Half the time the fucker was in Wales plowing his undoubtedly ugly English girlfriend. As we all know the average English person is not very attractive. Comes from eating all that kidney pie and blood pudding and swell guy sausage.

So anyway, here's Silhouette of the Ages: Showdown at Ass Lake, enjoy.