Micro Stories

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:16 pm

She rolled over in bed, her delicate breasts covered by 7 INCH of cloth, literally. With a little hand she played with her butt, sloppily at first before regaining control of the butt muscles. "Grandma?"

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:01 pm

jaJa!! shit starting to lumber around my head. i feel a foetus micro story starting to grow in the shitgland.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:01 pm

Perhaps megatron, spazmo, and I should colaborate our minds together to make a super micro story.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:19 am

But that would make... a megastory.

Actually it'd probably make complete garbage, but anyways.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:28 am

Perhaps you could do a round robin.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:35 am

Perhaps I should post all 7 (SEVEN!) pages of my soon to be released TROUTMAN comic

Baby arm's evil twin · Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:45 am

or not

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:53 am

Spazmo wrote:But that would make... a megastory.

Actually it'd probably make complete garbage, but anyways.

:tearsdownmycheek:

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sat May 27, 2006 12:27 pm

Sitting with a cup of coffee, tastes so good, toast on the side with jam. So tired, I try to focus.

Been chasing truth for as long as I can remember, which is about a week ago. But it could be last month, or last year. I have a hard time keeping things in chronological order; I have no days or nights, just waking time and sleeping time. Truth comes it numbers, and the more I learn, the more I forget, but kind of remember. Maybe this is some elaborate metaphor, but right now it's just a situation.
I'm trying to avoid it now. Truth, I mean. Sometimes you just want to sit, drink a cup of coffee, eat toast, and hear music.
But I got a job to do. I am the one that needs to do something I can't remember. But I bet it's important. The bigger picture always escapes me, but I think I get glimpses of it in my blind spots.

A month ago, I think(can't tell for sure), I read something that made me want to leave everything. But first, it made me burst out laughing. I started laughing, and laughing, and crying, and laughing, and then I punched the fan next to me and sent it flying to the wall. Afterwards, I got up, wore my shoes, and walked to the door.

I had to escape my life. I couldn't stand the joke anymore. It was so funny, you see, the joke. The joke was me. I believed where I shouldn't of believed. It was the most funny piece of dark humor I ever had the pleasure of participating in. Hopes were dashed and the last fragmants of my capability to love finally got lost.

So I walked. I didn't know where to go, I didn't know what to do, I just walkd. Five AM in the morning, and I'm outside, walking, running, finding a way.

But I didn't. Instead, I smashed everything I could destroy in my way. I was angry. I was angry and I had a stolen donut, because apparently they get sent to stores on five AM, and the store open at five thirty.

And I didn't do anything apart from destroying anything I could get my hands on, eat a donut, and go back to my cage.

Story of my life. Let the little man vent his anger when no one's around, give him a free donut, and he'll be back in his cage by seven. He'll prowl around in his cage. See the crowd, all gathering around him on the designated hours. If you're lucky enough, he'll even fling shit at your face, and you'll laugh. Silly monkey. Story of my life.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat May 27, 2006 12:45 pm

ramen with spam and soy sauce, then orange juice...

wait for the initial hangover to pass

coffee and jerking off just cause a migraine

wait for that to pass

shower seems to help, then its time to clean the guns

must... clean the guns

patrol the compound

IRS commies trying to theive

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:32 pm

I kissed her in the middle of class and I grabbed her round stomach while the teacher looked away. She was the love of my life and I didn't care if other people thought she was ugly, we were lovers. We took all the same classes so we could be together and perhaps when we graduated we would get married. My life at home was terrible and my dad hated me and Nicole was the only one I had, we were planning to move into an apartment together in a few months.

During class nicole made a massive fart and everyone looked at her and Laughed and she started to have tears roll down from her eyes. I told everyone to shut up but they wouldn't so I started punch all the people around me in the faces. After a few punches all the kids in the class started to bum rush me and I was on the ground get the shit beated out of me and I was like "HELP ME NICOLE" and she was scared like dark vader in star wars 6. After my face started to turn into a bloody mess she unleashed a horrendous loud scream and was like "I WILL SAVE YOU SUBHUMAN." She started to take the students and lift them above her head and twist them around and throw them out the window. One of the last kids was on the ground grabbing at Nicoles legs telling her that he was sorry and not to hurt him. She didn't care and she started to lift him above her head and while still holding onto her pants he toar the jeans from your legs and everyone let out a shocked sounds. There was a giant penis that flopped to the ground. Subhuman was in shock.

Nicole noticed that he was in a momemt of shock and grabbed him and gave him a huge hug. She was scared that she had lost her only lover. After a minute long hug subhuman opens his mouth and give sher the biggest french toast kiss the world has ever seen. He grabs her giant cock and wraps it around himself so that he would never leave her side.

A drawer in the school office opens by itself and a folder come out of it floating in the thin air. It flops itself down on a desk and the pages turn to Subhiman, Darrly. The sexual orientation box changes from straight to gay by itself and then the folder floats back into the air and into the drawer.

The end

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:16 pm

Touching.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:21 am

Nicole has no relation to nicolai, I just couldn't think of many names besides susan.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:24 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:Perhaps I should post all 7 (SEVEN!) pages of my soon to be released TROUTMAN comic

i'm... intrigued.

post it? pretty please?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:03 am

Now that atoga wants in, I'm somewhat motivated

Baby arm's evil twin · Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:06 am

Baby arm's evil twin wrote:or not

I'm sorry. I am a bad person for saying that...

Please do it.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:45 pm

Perhaps, perhaps.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:15 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Nicole of many names besides susan.

awesome werk. Ja!