Worstest scariest monster evAr.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:46 am

<img src="http://www.apple.com/creative/stories/d ... berman.jpg">
My vote goes to Joe Liberman;the gamers boogey man. I'm sure he's made afew people scared/wish to hunt him down with a combat knife.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 9:32 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:<img src="http://www.apple.com/creative/stories/d ... berman.jpg">
My vote goes to Joe Liberman;the gamers boogey man. I'm sure he's made afew people scared/wish to hunt him down with a combat knife.

lol apply' he's death will proove his point then, wouldn't it?

Maniac!

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 3:15 am

I think Joseph Liberman may very well be the worst monster EVER. If I could vote for him as the scaries I would.

Alphawulf · Post by **Alphawulf** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:21 pm

I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:15 am

Alphawulf wrote:I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.

*Switch, thermal is on."

Destroyer Of Lols · Post by **Destroyer Of Lols** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:49 pm

It would be good candidate for the "Monster Ball" contest...

Just imagine:

The Stalker decided to lay low for awhile as he was scouting the area, so he hid in the under-brush of a mutated bush... As he did so, he felt a slight humping in his rear area...

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:03 pm

Reminds me of that story "the library policeman," iirc it was by king... but it may have sliped my mind.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:06 am

Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:41 am

InvisibleMonkey wrote:Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.

Meet the life of a dung beetle...well ok they die IN poop, not from it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:27 pm

I once read a story in the newspaper about a man who died under a pile of elephant poop. He couldn't breath.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:35 pm

I heard about that. I laughed and laughed and laughed

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:06 am

I just talked about something like that tonight. A boy nearby here died a couple of years ago when he fell head-first into a cow-dung-drainage ditch.

It wasn't that deep, he just got stuck with half his torso.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:00 pm

That is just...funny as hell. Dying in poop, what will they think of next ?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:20 am

HAH HAH HAH

atoga does not approve, maybe shut up instead and say something 4too-ish.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:09 pm

I once heard about a soldier. He was sleeping, then the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone he took his gun and shot himself in the dead. I think that's even worse than dying in poop.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:07 pm

lewl. Maybe it's the british and their new 'sonic' weapon, or whatever you wanna call it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:16 pm

Yea, and it's called the Phone.
But they pronounce it the Phaone.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:36 am

No they call it the Tellie, no wait that's television. You can't figure out anything from British movies. Whoever mistakes a gun for phone deservd to blow his brains out.

Nuclear Gandhi · Post by **Nuclear Gandhi** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:46 am

And you bastards deserve to get their brains blown out, start talking about S:OL damn it!

Yeah, I just figured it's coming out in March, in two different stylezzz: Hi-res and Low-res. Though, it wont be NEARLY as good in low-res as if it were in hi-res.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:02 pm

Don't call me bastard, or I'll shoot you down with my Phone.

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