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*Sniffs the air*
Yep...it's butthurt.
OK! Let's debate about how my current weight is still "debatable", oh stranger on the net!
So you go first!
Or better still, I'll sit here and cry because someone on the internet just hurled a random, meaningless insult at me. Pffffft.
Or I could just do this.
NO UR FAT.
Or well, at least I don't have a big, honking, clowncar vagina that applauds behind me when I run.
Or such and such.
Just as empty seeing as we're perfect strangers and all. <3
Seriously? Wtf.
Yep...it's butthurt.
OK! Let's debate about how my current weight is still "debatable", oh stranger on the net!
So you go first!
Or better still, I'll sit here and cry because someone on the internet just hurled a random, meaningless insult at me. Pffffft.
Or I could just do this.
NO UR FAT.
Or well, at least I don't have a big, honking, clowncar vagina that applauds behind me when I run.
Or such and such.
Just as empty seeing as we're perfect strangers and all. <3
Seriously? Wtf.
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Trauma wrote:*Sniffs the air*
Yep...it's butthurt.
I'm butthurt? Over what?
So what you're saying is, I've touched a nerve.Trauma wrote:OK! Let's debate about how my current weight is still "debatable", oh stranger on the net!
So you go first!
Or better still, I'll sit here and cry because someone on the internet just hurled a random, meaningless insult at me. Pffffft.
You'd be wrong.Trauma wrote:Or I could just do this.
NO UR FAT.
Elaborate.Trauma wrote:Or well, at least I don't have a big, honking, clowncar vagina that applauds behind me when I run.
Ha! See?
I knew so little about you that I glanced at your avvie and thought you were a chick (and a not great looking one mind ya so sorry in advance if it's yer mom or something.)
No. You didn't touch a nerve. I find it funny and I'm no stranger to the whole "be upstairs soon, honey. I have to try to make a stranger on the internet like me" thing. It was jarring about 15 years ago or so but now it's as common as dog shit...and I work at a kennel.
Re: Butthurt. I thought you were butthurt over me saying IMO FO was better than NV because that's when you piped in and was all "UR FAT. DIE! RWARWAR!" And such.
Unless I"m mistaken.
I do want a close up of that gun though, so I'mma be nice now.
I knew so little about you that I glanced at your avvie and thought you were a chick (and a not great looking one mind ya so sorry in advance if it's yer mom or something.)
No. You didn't touch a nerve. I find it funny and I'm no stranger to the whole "be upstairs soon, honey. I have to try to make a stranger on the internet like me" thing. It was jarring about 15 years ago or so but now it's as common as dog shit...and I work at a kennel.
Re: Butthurt. I thought you were butthurt over me saying IMO FO was better than NV because that's when you piped in and was all "UR FAT. DIE! RWARWAR!" And such.
Unless I"m mistaken.
I do want a close up of that gun though, so I'mma be nice now.
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Well, had you read through some of the previous posts on this site, that could have been avoided.Trauma wrote:Ha! See?
I knew so little about you that I glanced at your avvie and thought you were a chick
*shrugs* I don't even know her, so not really much of an insult there.Trauma wrote:(and a not great looking one mind ya.)
LiarTrauma wrote:No. You didn't touch a nerve.
LiarTrauma wrote:I find it funny
lul whut?Trauma wrote:and I'm no stranger to the whole "be upstairs soon, honey. I have to try to make a stranger on the internet like me" thing.
You consider posts on the internet to be jarring? Jeez, talk about being a weak minded sack of shit, no wonder you're over-weight.Trauma wrote:It was jarring about 15 years ago or so
Funny, so are SDF's.Trauma wrote:but now it's as common as dog shit
So what you're saying is, you're so horrifically obese that you've no other option but to work alongside the less judgemental animal kingdom? Great!Trauma wrote:...and I work at a kennel.
I love it when fat girls try to be "one of the boys" because they know that NOBODY is going to treat them like a girl.Trauma wrote:I do want a close up of that gun though, so I'mma be nice now.
Let's review.
You say I'm fat/obese.
I, my BMI, my doctor and such say I'm not.
Let's spend Sunday fighting about it, ok?
Fat chicks who try to be "one of the boys" lol.
We had a lodger stay here and he insisted on bringing home some melting ham beast who not only tried to be "one of the boys" but tried to be "one of the girls" with my friends as well.
Truth is, nobody likes fat people including myself - and that was one of the driving forces behind me literally working my ass off to remove myself forever from the sisterhood of the beached whale.
Yes, 15 years or so ago I found it jarring. You know...15 years ago..when you were about 2?
I'm running 3km in about 25min which is so-so and my work with dogs is epic. I have a very high success rate for rehabilitation and I'm rather proud of that.
Hey, Stranger. Do me a favor and tell me. Did a fat girl break your heart? Is that why you're taking this all out on me?
Do you need a hug? Is it ok that if I hug you you'll be feeling my tits in the front rather than in the back where they would be if I was a swampdonkey?
Hm?
PS. In your pic you look a bit constipated. I'd get that checked out.
PPS. Tell your mom she has a lovely garden!
PPPS. You DO realize I'm married, right? I'm QUITE used to getting treated like a girl actually.
You say I'm fat/obese.
I, my BMI, my doctor and such say I'm not.
Let's spend Sunday fighting about it, ok?
Fat chicks who try to be "one of the boys" lol.
We had a lodger stay here and he insisted on bringing home some melting ham beast who not only tried to be "one of the boys" but tried to be "one of the girls" with my friends as well.
Truth is, nobody likes fat people including myself - and that was one of the driving forces behind me literally working my ass off to remove myself forever from the sisterhood of the beached whale.
Yes, 15 years or so ago I found it jarring. You know...15 years ago..when you were about 2?
I'm running 3km in about 25min which is so-so and my work with dogs is epic. I have a very high success rate for rehabilitation and I'm rather proud of that.
Hey, Stranger. Do me a favor and tell me. Did a fat girl break your heart? Is that why you're taking this all out on me?
Do you need a hug? Is it ok that if I hug you you'll be feeling my tits in the front rather than in the back where they would be if I was a swampdonkey?
Hm?
PS. In your pic you look a bit constipated. I'd get that checked out.
PPS. Tell your mom she has a lovely garden!
PPPS. You DO realize I'm married, right? I'm QUITE used to getting treated like a girl actually.
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LiarTrauma wrote:Let's review.
You say I'm fat/obese.
I, my BMI, my doctor and such say I'm not.
I'll stop you there, that's going to be a boring ass story, I can tell.Trauma wrote:Fat chicks who try to be "one of the boys" lol.
We had a lodger stay here and he insisted on bringing hom-
Actually i was 6.Trauma wrote:Yes, 15 years or so ago I found it jarring. You know...15 years ago..when you were about 2?
It's not the amount of excercise you do, that's only half the battle.Trauma wrote:I'm running 3km in about 25min which is so-so and my work with dogs is epic. I have a very high success rate for rehabilitation and I'm rather proud of that.
No, and more evidence of your weight by the way, only a fat girl would even imagine that fat girls could have that effect on men.Trauma wrote:Hey, Stranger. Do me a favor and tell me. Did a fat girl break your heart?
That really wasn't as patronising as you thought it was.Trauma wrote:Do you need a hug? Is it ok that if I hug you you'll be feeling my tits in the front rather than in the back where they would be if I was a swampdonkey?
Hm?
No I don't.Trauma wrote:PS. In your pic you look a bit constipated. I'd get that checked out.
Not my garden or my house. Jeez, you'd think by now at least ONE of your assumptions would be correct.Trauma wrote:PPS. Tell your mom she has a lovely garden!
Fascinating.Trauma wrote:PPPS. You DO realize I'm married, right? I'm QUITE used to getting treated like a girl actually.
OOh! A good old-fashioned gang bang!
But seriously. Cool story, bros.
You guys are awesome. I really mean it. Precious even.
So go ahead and send me pics of your massive cocks and I'll send you a pic of my massive ass in a neat little corset.
My husband may mind (and he's built like a supermutant) and here's my point. We're all behind our safe, sound computers and free to send/do/say whatever we want because nobody ultimately is going to get hurt (beyond the butt kind) and really, in the great scheme of things, this will be filed under the 10,0000000 flame wars I've had in my life, all of which have affected me as much as a tylenol affects a heroin addict.
So unless you want to come on over here and give me near-fatal stab wound #3, I laugh in your general direction.
No lies, just BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to TRY to get over random people on the 'net flinging poo at this abstract screen and go do something productive.
And thanks for the LOLZ I actually really needed them. XD
Internet people. Comedy fucking gold!
But seriously. Cool story, bros.
You guys are awesome. I really mean it. Precious even.
So go ahead and send me pics of your massive cocks and I'll send you a pic of my massive ass in a neat little corset.
My husband may mind (and he's built like a supermutant) and here's my point. We're all behind our safe, sound computers and free to send/do/say whatever we want because nobody ultimately is going to get hurt (beyond the butt kind) and really, in the great scheme of things, this will be filed under the 10,0000000 flame wars I've had in my life, all of which have affected me as much as a tylenol affects a heroin addict.
So unless you want to come on over here and give me near-fatal stab wound #3, I laugh in your general direction.
No lies, just BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to TRY to get over random people on the 'net flinging poo at this abstract screen and go do something productive.
And thanks for the LOLZ I actually really needed them. XD
Internet people. Comedy fucking gold!
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It's hard enough trying to imagine one person wanting to fuck you, come on now, let's not be silly.Trauma wrote:OOh! A good old-fashioned gang bang!
Oh great, I show you my awesome penis, you show me a lumpy sack of cellulite, there's a fair trade.Trauma wrote:So go ahead and send me pics of your massive cocks and I'll send you a pic of my massive ass in a neat little corset.
Trauma wrote:My husband may mind (and he's built like a supermutant)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we go. "My husband will beat you up! I tried to be funny and coy, now I'm resorting to threats!"
Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Oh here we go, FINALLY!Trauma wrote: and here's my point.
I'd so say all of this to your face.Trauma wrote:We're all behind our safe, sound computers and free to send/do/say whatever we want because nobody ultimately is going to get hurt
Along with the 50,0000000 cakes you've eaten.Trauma wrote: and really, in the great scheme of things, this will be filed under the 10,0000000 flame wars I've had in my life,
Wow, so you've experienced heroin addiction? Enough to know how it reacts with over the counter drugs? I'd like to say I'm surprised.Trauma wrote:all of which have affected me as much as a tylenol affects a heroin addict.
Don't take it personally, they just thought you were bigfoot.Trauma wrote:So unless you want to come on over here and give me near-fatal stab wound #3
No you're not, you're going to come back here in 5 minutes to see if anyone's bought your "I don't care what you say" attitude.Trauma wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to TRY to get over random people on the 'net flinging poo at this abstract screen and go do something productive.
They haven't.
Trauma wrote:And thanks for the LOLZ I actually really needed them. XD
Not as much as you need a tummy tuck.
Fat girls that think they're funny. A dime a dozen.Trauma wrote:Internet people. Comedy fucking gold!
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I imagine most normal people are.Trauma wrote:I find it funny and I'm no stranger to the whole "be upstairs soon, honey. I have to try to make a stranger on the internet like me" thing.
The exchange above more or less confirms that this is the case.Dogmeatlives wrote:I would steer clear of any who digs Fallout 3. They must be defective
HAI!
I most likely won't be coming back after this, I mean why would I?
5'10 and size 12 with a normal BMI is not fat by any stretch of the imagination so I'm not sure why you seem to be so retarded that you can't grasp this simple fact. I could stay here and start spewing at a random person about their microdick or non-existent horrific skin problem and it'd be the same thing. Just..stupid!
Anyways, I did have some lolz so thanks for that.
A couple of you aren't so bad.
BAI!
Did I say I looked like her? No. I said we had the same measurements.
Learn to read.
I have this little problem of not being able to back down in real life or otherwise and whilst logically I know this is about as intelligent/useful as putting glass in my pants and throwing myself down a flight of stairs, it's like a car crash...I just can't seem to look away.
The old "arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics" adage here really applies.
Learn to read.
I have this little problem of not being able to back down in real life or otherwise and whilst logically I know this is about as intelligent/useful as putting glass in my pants and throwing myself down a flight of stairs, it's like a car crash...I just can't seem to look away.
The old "arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics" adage here really applies.
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Oh I'm sorry, that's COMPLETELY different.Trauma wrote:Did I say I looked like her? No. I said we had the same measurements.
Learn to read.
Following on from my "mistake" however, it's even more rewarding to watch someone with such low self esteem rationalise it through semantics.
Well that's because if you backed down too fast, and fell over, you wouldn't be able to get back up.Trauma wrote:I have this little problem of not being able to back down in real life
Because you're fat.
No trust me, doing that would be far more useful.Trauma wrote:I know this is about as intelligent/useful as putting glass in my pants and throwing myself down a flight of stairs
Wow, what a coincidence, that's what everybody in the history of meeting you has said.Trauma wrote:it's like a car crash...I just can't seem to look away.
In what way? I hardly see arguing on the internet as overcoming tremendous obstacles, becoming a champion, and showing the world you're still going to push yourself to the limit.Trauma wrote:The old "arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics" adage here really applies.
Then again, I suppose your referring to being an overweight downs syndrome retard with different sized tits and club foot, in which case speak for yourself.