Presidential Election

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:59 pm

sarah palin for the win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7s8Qy9FhE

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:53 am

http://www.demonbaby.com/election08/

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:06 am

"Lady liberty is a whore that must be bedded on a mattress of corpses." -Neil Gaiman, American Gods

I say more violent fisting for the country.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:53 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:sarah palin for the win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7s8Qy9FhE

In her defense I must say that I feel just as awkward whenever Sarkozy calls me.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:23 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:I would vote for Mike Gravel.

yesssss

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:10 am

Here's my message and prophecy... Fuck politicians. They are just a bunch of salesman.

This is what I believe will happen: McCain will win. Obama is supported by minorities and the youth. Minorities and the youth do not vote, so fuck them. McCain will win, and the liberal media will imply for the next four years that McCain stole the election somehow. At this point I have a great distaste for the liberal viewpoint. They are such delusional, brainwashed, indoctrinated snobbish fucking bitches. I trust both the republican and democrat parties not in the least, but what flusters me with democrats is that they seem to envision themselves as enlightened fucksticks, when they really are exactly the same breed of media-led fucksticks that the republicans are. Fuck it all to hell.

And if I have to put up with four more years of this jewy hatred of the republican leaders, I will chop off Jon Stewart's head with a machete!!!!! I hate that fuck! Fuck!! Just don't vote for Obama please, or if you do, don't make the mistake of thinking you made a more educated choice than anyone else who votes for the other puppet party.

And all this crap about how the youth and minority vote is going to be stronger this year... it's all fucktalk. The minorities won't vote, and neither will the young'ns. They are lazy, and can't be assed to get off their welfare-recieving, videogame-playing, mountaindew-loving asses and vote for some commie negro. Vote third party or don't waste your time.

Mark my words you faggy liberal mudbutts, Obama won't win. Obama will not win. Lose the hard-on and accept the reality that Obama is just as big a tool as McCain, and you know it.

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:05 am

And you do realize, that if this rant of yours becomes false tomorrow, we won't let you live it down, don't you?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:07 am

Obama can't win, they wouldn't let him into the WHITE house, anyway.
Think about it!

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:15 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:Obama can't win, they wouldn't let him into the WHITE house, anyway.
Think about it!

As compelling of an argument as that is, McCain has lost serious momentum. He's barely running on anything at this point. Even more, just about all of his ads are negative. Nothing really decent to say about himself, so he might as well drag the other guy down with him.

Commendable.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:48 am

Manoil wrote:
Thor Kaufman wrote:Obama can't win, they wouldn't let him into the WHITE house, anyway.
Think about it!
As compelling of an argument as that is, McCain has lost serious momentum. He's barely running on anything at this point. Even more, just about all of his ads are negative. Nothing really decent to say about himself, so he might as well drag the other guy down with him.

Commendable.

What can you say about Obama? Do you know anything about his voting track record without googling it?

Oh, and yeah I realize that there will be no quarter for me here if I am wrong.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:27 am

I don't believe this thread has so many pages. Don't you know that it makes no fucking difference who's gonna be president? All of them are equally corrupt and none of them will prevent the eventual downfall of the US Reich.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:26 am

qfe

Who'd want to command a sinking ship anyway?

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:38 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:Obama can't win, they wouldn't let him into the WHITE house, anyway.
Think about it!

nothing that couldn't be fixed by a caouple of cans o' paint

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:47 am

Dreadnought wrote:I don't believe this thread has so many pages. Don't you know that it makes no fucking difference who's gonna be president? All of them are equally corrupt and none of them will prevent the eventual downfall of the US Reich.

People enjoy the illusion of thinking they have rights and a choice.
Kinda like you on this forum, but in the end you're just a stepping stone for those with power.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:52 pm

I sure have more power than you, because the people voted for me, therefore against you. I have the people on my side.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:58 pm

guys, you really got tedious

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:08 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote: ...They are lazy, and can't be assed to get off their welfare-recieving, videogame-playing, mountaindew-loving asses and vote for some commie negro. ...

Some notes on welfare

more

My polling station had optical scan.

yay

Like playing a videogame with a scan-tron.

It was a quick wank and will signify nothing.

:flip coin for which conspiracy puppet to back:

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:56 pm

PiP wrote:guys, you really got tedious

Smiley is tedious, I wasn't even talking to him... nobody ever does.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:34 am

So, how 'bout that Obama guy winning? Pretty kickass, eh?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:37 am

He only did it so he could mug people and get away with it.

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