The Arena!!!
A scrawny young man wanders into view wearing a white cap with a red cross on it, and a box full of various stimpacks.
"STIIIIMPACKS!!.... GET YOUR STIMPACKS!..... "
He quickly realizes where he is and frantically exits the scene leaving his box of healing chems behind.
"STIIIIMPACKS!!.... GET YOUR STIMPACKS!..... "
He quickly realizes where he is and frantically exits the scene leaving his box of healing chems behind.
RadAway: 500$
Combat Shotgun: 2750$
Planting live explosives on the thieving inhabitants of "the den": Priceless
Combat Shotgun: 2750$
Planting live explosives on the thieving inhabitants of "the den": Priceless
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Sir_Funkalot sighs and waits for TheReaper to either kill him or let him out of the impenetrable bowl...
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*Reaper looks up at the rocks on his shield and says to Funkalot: "We are both gonna die." Reaper then decides to carry on and does a side slash on Funkalot, drawing blood.
(To Umpa)"Sure Sammy will fight, but let him wake up naturally first, then he and Dogmeat can fight, also can you get these rocks off my shield?"
*Reaper leaps back to see the blood of Funkalot filling the third rune which glows with the rest.
(To Umpa)"Sure Sammy will fight, but let him wake up naturally first, then he and Dogmeat can fight, also can you get these rocks off my shield?"
*Reaper leaps back to see the blood of Funkalot filling the third rune which glows with the rest.
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"Thanks Umpa!"
*Sir_Funkalot runs over to the café and drinks a fusion Nuka cola.*
*Being strengthened from the drink, Sir_Funkalot's endurance is raised by one...*
"Okay, anyone interested in fighting?"
*Sir_Funkalot runs over to the café and drinks a fusion Nuka cola.*
*Being strengthened from the drink, Sir_Funkalot's endurance is raised by one...*
"Okay, anyone interested in fighting?"
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"Yes, something like that. Do this mean you just killed me? Hmmm... no I can feel my legs, so I'm not dead, I guess... but... what is this! Ahhh! I'm bleeding!"
"Now I'm really pissed! Don't stand in my way if you don't want to get brutaly slayed or be having to brutaly slay me..."
"Now I'm really pissed! Don't stand in my way if you don't want to get brutaly slayed or be having to brutaly slay me..."
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**Sir_Funkalot respawns**
"Dogmeat, your a bad doggie! Yes you are..."
"Hey Dogmeat, do you not guard the café? Wonders what's happening in there without you watching it."
*Dogmeat runs to the café.*
"Okay it's just you and me left, Umpa! Remember to get yourself a good weapon if you want to kill me, I've got the fruit-knife... :twisted: "
"Dogmeat, your a bad doggie! Yes you are..."
"Hey Dogmeat, do you not guard the café? Wonders what's happening in there without you watching it."
*Dogmeat runs to the café.*
"Okay it's just you and me left, Umpa! Remember to get yourself a good weapon if you want to kill me, I've got the fruit-knife... :twisted: "
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"Oooowwwww!" Ow, ow, ow!"
"Okay, i've tried to be nice, but it seems useless. Fruit-knife, do your stuff!"
*Sir_Funkalot cuts Umpa's ears off.*
"Hey, you look just like Vincent Van Gogh!"
*Sir_Funkalot blocks the upcomming attack from Umpa with his shield...*
"Okay, i've tried to be nice, but it seems useless. Fruit-knife, do your stuff!"
*Sir_Funkalot cuts Umpa's ears off.*
"Hey, you look just like Vincent Van Gogh!"
![Laughing REALLY FUCKING HARD :lol:](./images/smilies/laughpound.gif)
*Sir_Funkalot blocks the upcomming attack from Umpa with his shield...*
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Archchancellor: Have your little brother Saying Fnord twelve our everyday? You soon get sick of it trust me on this... WHat follow up move?
Oh. Right. Terribly sorry. I understand how that could drive someone nigh-insane. You described having 2 knives, I assumed 2 attacks.
*bows to Archchancellor in apology*
*opens fire on Umpa and Funkalot with a rapid-fire SpamCannon*
Oh. Right. Terribly sorry. I understand how that could drive someone nigh-insane. You described having 2 knives, I assumed 2 attacks.
*bows to Archchancellor in apology*
*opens fire on Umpa and Funkalot with a rapid-fire SpamCannon*
I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood. Unless I misunderstood the meaning of "insane".
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Hmm... I should change my signature to: Master of Respawning or The most respawning arena fighter
**Sir_Funkalot respawns**
*Sir_Funkalot throws his fruit-knife into Blargs face.*
"You like being blind, Blarg? Then I'll bet you like this! :twisted: "
*Sir_Funkalot grabbs the gun Blarg dropped and blows Blargs head off.*
**Sir_Funkalot respawns**
*Sir_Funkalot throws his fruit-knife into Blargs face.*
"You like being blind, Blarg? Then I'll bet you like this! :twisted: "
*Sir_Funkalot grabbs the gun Blarg dropped and blows Blargs head off.*
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drawing a thin longsword from its jewelled scabbard and polished armour gleaming in the sunshine the camera pans out. an army of thousands of soldiers in power armour. the front rows with gauss miniguns and as you get further back more long ranged weapons and energy weapons.
the soft snow on the arena floor soon becomes a mushy mess as all combatants join umpas army. the destination: Gamespy Headquaters.
the fight begins...
the soft snow on the arena floor soon becomes a mushy mess as all combatants join umpas army. the destination: Gamespy Headquaters.
the fight begins...
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*Blarg's severed head speaks*
"Sir_Funkalot, I must warn you: Do not use the SpamCannon in your assault on GameSpy HQ. Being Spam themselves, it will only strengthen them. Choose another weapon for this endeavor."
"aaaaack..."
*dies*
"Sir_Funkalot, I must warn you: Do not use the SpamCannon in your assault on GameSpy HQ. Being Spam themselves, it will only strengthen them. Choose another weapon for this endeavor."
"aaaaack..."
*dies*
I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood. Unless I misunderstood the meaning of "insane".
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Umpa noticed a shadow forming around him. "Strange," he thought, "did I just get fatter?" When he looked up, he realized what was happining, and screamed. It was raining swords.
Elsewhere, bloodbath stood beneath a collapsed part of the wall, shielding him from the dangers outside. He was rubbing his hands free of the spare mana mused and looked around. "This little cavern will be perfect for my evil lair!" With that said, he pulled out some evil tools and got to work on building some evil, evil stuff.
Elsewhere, bloodbath stood beneath a collapsed part of the wall, shielding him from the dangers outside. He was rubbing his hands free of the spare mana mused and looked around. "This little cavern will be perfect for my evil lair!" With that said, he pulled out some evil tools and got to work on building some evil, evil stuff.
One day...