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what do you think about people who refer to sex as sexy time?
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I like it, I think I would like to say "sexy time" from time to time if I was an english speaker

I don't like when people come up with weird euphemisms for sex and stuff, makes it seem like they're uncomfortable with the whole thing. I once dated a girl who referred to periods as "that time of the month", I thought it was super awkward
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Sexy Time and other Borat speech is embarrassing, it's past beyond post irony

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I didn't know it was Borat speech, are we talking about Sexy Time expressed in Borat speech specifically, or Sexy Time as an expression in general? Can the two be separated? Because I might have to reconsider my position
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i didnt know it was from borat i thought it was just nerds who didnt have sex refer to fucking (unlike us sex havers who call it 'shagadelic baby')
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Anyway it's not something that really translates to my language very well but I can see myself using similar past beyond post ironical statements such as that one to annoy the other person or to make them slightly uncomfortable. I guess I usually don't talk about it I just make moves, sex moves.
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I refer it as surprise sex.
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What are your sex shit no-nos? I am not into fecal matter or receiving a substantial amount of pain, I guess that's pretty typical
Also I am not good at dirty talk so it makes things weird for me, I would probably say stuff like "you likey sexy time ma'am?"
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cumfarts. It's the shit mang.
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I am not good at dirty talk I dont really know what to say without being offensive. Also just the word used to refer to vulva, what we saying, cant say cunt, I dont like saying pussy, not going to say vagina as it sounds medical, not going to say twat because im not in blink 182,

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maybe I should just call it a word everyone is comfortable with, like 'dick'. I want to lick your dick and fuck that small dick etc. what do you think
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that's good, or we could talk start talking in cybersexx because that's what's gonna happen in the future anyway, input/output and all that, my dongle needs to be juiced up so imma jack in if you know what i mean heh heh, hackadelic baby

but yes the female genital vocabulary has no usable options i agree over 9000%
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Pussy always came naturally to me. Don't know what problem you guys are having.
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SenisterDenister wrote:Pussy always came naturally to me.
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Maybe it's also a language thing, I would say I have only bad options. Even penis doesn't have a great word imho ime fwiw ymmv
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Do you not have slang or words in Finnish that can fill the gap, so to speak?
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Speaking dirty in Swedish is unnatural, feels perverted lol, which is the point maybe but I am fortunate to be in a relationship where we speak English to each other, so English sex talk is so much easier. Thanks porn.
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Hyacinth wrote:feels perverted
That's the whole point bro.
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