A morally bankrupt whore/paragon of social virtue is you ?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:07 pm

. , ' ' . ! , , , . , .

Look at them, John.

Look at them.

They are few, John.

They are alone, John.

Is it so difficult, to remember ?

Is it so taxing, to make an effort ?

Commence death threats and other zany shenanigans . . . now.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:01 pm

It's tough to decide : is he stupid or acting stupid?

Commando was an awesome movie.

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:36 pm

sometimes i just dont understand you guys like you seem smart but then you say stupid shit argh

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:51 pm

I dunno, eh?

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:57 pm

look fatboy dont make me get physical on your ass because i will

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:51 pm

Is he supposed to come on down to South America for it?

The Leviathan · Post by **The Leviathan** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:52 pm

Am I the only one who sees a double reference in Matrix's reference to "getting physical" on S4ur0n's ass? Matrix, please tell us you aren't wiring in remote from some public restroom with holes in the stall walls. If you are, though, send digital photos. I want to give something to Antimeasure to impress Spazmo's mom, and a picture of two of his internet buddies "getting physical" to impress his main squeeze might be just the thing to dissuade him from going on that homicidal killing spree he's been fantasizing about.

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:20 pm

well heres a reply the leviathan im not wiring in remote for some gay shit or whatever the fuck you were talking about im sorry we dont all lick antimeasures semen encrusted shitty asshole like you and feel the need to impress him by sending him gay porn perhaps you could do me a favour and not connect onto the web in the future unless you want me to kidnap your mother and fuck her to death while i force you to watch you fucking crybaby

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:53 am

Ahoy! As a man ( doubtlessly ) of ye' ole porn industry, I'd like to offer you, John "Knuckle Sandwitch" Matrix, a fabulous 12 month contract, no strings attached. ( 2 )

You'll be paid in full with all you can eat 9mm, lobster Fridays and a rectal plant so astonishing, its classified as myth in over 15 states ( Nigeria ). But for you ( only you ) I'll even throw in this bonus appretiation-blender!

So what are you waiting for?! Act now!!

Its not just a job, it's an adventure!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:24 am

Nothing says 'antipathy' like a sultry woman with a functional blender.

*winces*

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm

im not sure what you were trying to say but if you are gay i am sorry sgt toxic i am not gay and will not try it either

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:08 pm

Overall 59%
Geographical 73%
Family 35%
Acts/Omissions 67%
Scale 51%

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:18 pm

Matrix wrote:im not sure what you were trying to say but if you are gay i am sorry sgt toxic i am not gay and will not try it either

I can keep a secret, no need to worry, buddy.

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:05 pm

id rather not i have heard about what happens to gay people and im not interested at all

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:15 pm

No seriously, its no big deal. I wont tell a soul, you got my word. Just do whatever comes to mind.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:25 pm

Yeah, I suppose you get enough of them at work. It'll leave a bitter taste in your mouth, I'd imagine.

Temaperacl · Post by **Temaperacl** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:45 am

Overall 84%
Geographical 100%
Family 100%
Acts/Omissions 35%
Scale 100%

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:47 am

I can't believe that you sluts all voted for Obligatory spurious nonsense privilege nine : Twelvety (onion).

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:32 am

I can't believe I didn't even vote. I'm shocked to the point of being fucking jittery.

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A morally bankrupt whore/paragon of social virtue is you ?

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