Duck and Cover

Today is December 7th, that one day that lives in infamy, everyday.

72 years ago, the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, HI, ultimately led to the nuking of their homeland, hopefully those dirty nips learnt their lesson.

I smell quality.

I'm not dead yet!

Space debris flying past at astronomical velocity was definitely enhanced with 3D. Also, Sandra's buttock.

Does it come with fries?

Yes. I have the v13 Green permanently burned into my retina. That must be it.

We are writing tell you about an important change to Diablo III: we're going to be removing the gold and real-money auction house system from the game. When we initially designed and implemented the auction house system, the driving goal was to provide a convenient and secure system for trades. But...

What? The worlds still here, dammit.

The Hobbit's plot was so spread out It lasted an eternity, in that time I was thinking of what to say if I reviewed it. Then I walked out before the credits rolled, I had to pee really, really badly... I didn't appreciate the delinquent fallacy of attempting to make money off J.R.R. (you know who). ...

Yonmanc wrote:Hmm, correct me if I'm wrong, but the one on the left is the Duke Nukem 3D prison level right?

Huh, Was thinking Marathon myself.

Flash freezes self.

+40 winks

-20 winks and realizes I'm spoiled to death.

+1 JC

Asshat me and sell my account, that's what you get. I will not, thanks for asking.

-Santa Claws

Too bad AR bullets break the sound barrier.

Birds of Steel (yes another ps3 game)...Closest thing to a simulator I've seen on a console.

Crack isn't as bad as being free to choose.

Megatron, you forgot Tubgirl and goat horn grandma.

Hello, my name is STEAM GUAGE ASSEMPLY. I'm drunk and confused, also useless.

CONGRATULATIONS... YOU GET A GOLD STAR.

Red Barons sticky flipping jamming incineration rounds. It's the reason they did not give their pilots parachutes. It's the reason they did not send their aces against huge flying ships (Asia). They are not designed to set things alight Blargh san, because of dope and gun powder not white phosphorou...

What? My teeth are gone!