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by Spazmo
Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bonzaï!
Replies: 22
Views: 6890

Put on a fucking shirt, you slob.
by Spazmo
Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So...AOL is Free.
Replies: 16
Views: 4693

Don't bother, nobody cares.
by Spazmo
Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Moustaches
Replies: 105
Views: 30566

It takes an exceptional kind of man to manage a mustache. Freddy Mercury and William Riker are good examples. I am not ashamed to admit I couldn't do it. Anyways, best of luck, Teatime. To be honest, I'd replaced your actual face with the face in your avatar, which is not very mustachey. Maybe you c...
by Spazmo
Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Moustaches
Replies: 105
Views: 30566

Moustaches only work for a select few people. I doubt Teatime is manly enough to manage it.
by Spazmo
Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Blizzard working on 3 unannounced games
Replies: 87
Views: 34969

You fucking crackhead piece of shit, how is this news for DAC? Post it in General Gaming next time, douchebag.
by Spazmo
Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:51 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: I invented a drink
Replies: 38
Views: 10522

ALCOLOL In all seriousness, this is a very interesting thread, because now we know that not only does Subhuman pretend to be gay in order to be more interesting, he is ready and willing to pretend to be drunk to be more interesting. We're getting closer and closer to a coherent and complete Theory o...
by Spazmo
Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Guess what..
Replies: 80
Views: 30849

I actually did guess "baby rhinoceros in a beret".
by Spazmo
Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: The Trash Can (AKA Site Suggestions)
Topic: yeh
Replies: 16
Views: 8526

Subhuman wrote:I've also been here longer than all three of you fuckers.
So what you're saying is that we have to choose between banning you and banning Naked Lunch, Frater Perdurabo and Blargh?

That's a tough one. I need to mull it over. I suppose banning all four is out of the question?
by Spazmo
Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:47 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: tom yum goong on google video
Replies: 36
Views: 10635

Bullshit, you're just pretending to be gay because otherwise you'd be completely uninteresting. Now, though, you can enter a gathering of people, declare yourself to be gay, and become the center of attention because omg a gay guy.
by Spazmo
Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:25 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Lionheart - Legacy Of The Crusader
Replies: 27
Views: 8085

Re: Lionheart - Legacy Of The Crusader

negullah wrote:I have an AMD K-6 2+, 500 Mhz, 96 SDRAM and an ATI Radeon 7000. I think the game should work acceptably... What can I do?
Minimum System Requirements
System: Pentium III 600 MHz or Athlon/AMD K7 650Mhz or equivalent
RAM: 128 MB
Video Memory: 8 MB

Maybe, juuuuust maybe...
by Spazmo
Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:11 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: RTS games without building?
Replies: 64
Views: 27972

Smiley wrote:Theoretically you don't build buildings in Homeworld =/
No, but in HW2, you do have to build the various production facilities before you can build ships.
by Spazmo
Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:46 am
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: RTS games without building?
Replies: 64
Views: 27972

Oh, man, Nexus was pretty awesome. It looked absolutely beautiful and was fun to play, as well. The plot and characters are fairly forgettable, but it's just so much fun controlling fleets of one to six (and occasionally more) capital ships in these really intense battles. It's a really great game.
by Spazmo
Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Dark Messiah
Replies: 6
Views: 2296

Haven't played it, but it was a first person sword swingin' game that apparently had really cool combat. The unfavourable comparisons are probably because Dark Messiah's combat is pretty dull. Anyways, I probably won't bother with the full version. I didn't even bother to finish the demo when I got ...
by Spazmo
Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Dark Messiah
Replies: 6
Views: 2296

It wasn't so amazing. It didn't look much better than HL2 and yet ran quite a bit worse and I got the stutter bug, too. And in general, it wasn't much fun.
by Spazmo
Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: what the fuck?
Replies: 70
Views: 27967

When I was in high school I drank about a pot of coffee a day and slept for about four hours a night, while also downing caffeine pills, usually ingesting 2-3 g of caffeine a day. Why the hell would you need to do that at high school? I did as little as possible at high school and still got into th...
by Spazmo
Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: Fallout 0: A Post Nuclear Mobile Phone Game
Replies: 37
Views: 22062

Cabal? Surely not the same Cabal from the dreaded Lionheart team?
by Spazmo
Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: System Shock 2
Replies: 102
Views: 32703

That's true, but SS2 remains the a better game overall and DX also isn't so hot as an RPG.

Or an FPS.

...why'd I like it again? Oh, yes. Flatlander woman.
by Spazmo
Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:50 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: System Shock 2
Replies: 102
Views: 32703

One thing I did was to keep my pistol loaded with anti-robot rounds, my shotgun filled with anti-biological rounds, and my assault rifle loaded with plain rounds. That way, I never had to dick around reloading my gun when confronted by a rumbler instead of a cyborg. I'd just switch to the appropriat...
by Spazmo
Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Post-Nuke Wbcomic
Replies: 11
Views: 6266

Subhuman wrote:That reminds me, I need to update.
You really don't. You really, really don't.
by Spazmo
Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: this is the thread for lols
Replies: 13
Views: 3924

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LOL the cat is fat