Duck and Cover

That's Awful.

The original book isn't a masterpiece, and its themes and morals are a little simplistic, but I've read far worse books in my time, and the main character is refreshingly angst-free for a series aimed at teenage girls. It's cheese, but well-done cheese, and with a sense of humor. I can't speak for t...

Lolz. They're pocket tissues. My summer allergies are flaring up.

Holy shit, I made the front page of DAC. I feel famous. My first answer makes it sound like I didn't hear about Fallout until 2001, but that's just when I finally took the plunge and bought the game. I'd known about it, and had been meaning to check it out, since it was released. At the time I was p...

I'm growing my hair out, but I'm not sure when to stop and get it trimmed. I'm afraid the hairdresser will butcher it. Thoughts?

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Drinking. Work.

I'm not acquainted with this "Steam" or any of its functions, but I do know that if you want hard copies of FO 1 or 2 they can be had for peanuts on sites like eBay. But regardless of the cost/convenience, the first two Fallouts are essentials of the "don't ask, just play" variet...

I had every intention of finishing the first game I just couldn't get the patch installed for some ungodly reason. You...don't...need...the patch. I'm the most dick-around, spend-20-minutes-admiring-the-scenery, answer-the-phone-without-pausing gamer there is, and I still never hit the time limit. ...

It's funny that they say Fallout is better than Baldur's Gate II, but then they go and put Baldur's Gate at number 4 D: Well, they're two different games. I get sick of these lists. Stop praising, start playing (again). Re-release the old Fallouts and introduce them to a new generation. Get the kid...

Bitch, please, I was all about VF4: Evo when it came out and crowed it from the rooftops here. You were probably too busy counting your pubes or whining about FO:T to remember. It is an intensely difficult game, and really miles apart from Tekken in the sense that button-mashing won't get you anywhe...

Hysterical. They could have at least given him a Southern accent.

I used to love the Tekkens, but they've gotten lamer as they've gotten better-looking. (Those graphics are pretty sick.) Or maybe I'm just over fighting games that aren't Soul Calibur.

I'm all about the iTunes, which organizes itself for the most part. Most of the MP3s I download have fucked-up song titles or a missing artist field, so I'll fill in whatever info is missing. I also hate misidentified songs/artists (eg. "Better Days" being credited to Sublime instead of Ci...

As long as the social commentary isn't too heavy-handed it could be great. The first movie this summer that I actually want to see. (Fuck Transformers, you unabashed nerds taking over the world.)

It always looks like shit at first, especially when you're used to shaving. After a certain point you'll look less homeless, more Rob Pattinson/Johnny Depp/stubbly-celebrity-of-choice. But keep it trimmed. Buy an electric trimmer with an adjustable head so you can choose how much comes off. Even the...

Except that he's mine. Step off, slag.

S4ur0n27 wrote:You still hyped it.

Did not.

I will not let you win this.

Pooper wrote:At least you don't think "Be Cool" is the best movie ever like Subhuman.

Let the records show that I never actually said this.

Too long, not that funny. Congrats.

Megan Fox looks like an overtanned blowup doll.