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by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:01 am
Forum: Fan Art and Fan Fiction
Topic: Con - A Round in the Ring
Replies: 7
Views: 5951

Losers never win.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Obsolete Videogames Now Legal to Own (ROMS)
Replies: 19
Views: 10933

I'd like to find the old NES "Ice Hockey" or "Skate or Die."

Much touching.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sat Oct 25, 2003 4:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Liberalism in America
Replies: 190
Views: 82137

Liberals or, as our semantic split has provided, radicals had their ball during the racial tensions of the 60s to 80s. In retrospect, some of the ideas they presented then seem reasonable and desireable. The thing they have to deal with now, however, is a general lack of such tensions. With no real ...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Novels
Replies: 60
Views: 26047

I found a book called Nuke Rebuke. It's a collection of short stories, artwork, and ...poems...ugh... sang to the tune of bunny-loving college bum-chasers.

Neat to read, though.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Thu Oct 16, 2003 1:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bored with the Internet
Replies: 55
Views: 22439

http://media.mk12.com/mk12v4/index2.html

Feel the love.

Feel the ninja.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sun Oct 12, 2003 2:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Liberalism in America
Replies: 190
Views: 82137

I like what Will Rogers said about it: "This country has gotten great in spite of politics, not because of it."

Then he threw a rope around a mosquito or something.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: XP Customization
Replies: 12
Views: 6232

Let me explain my predictament. I'm on a budget. Because I am currently financing my useless education, I can only afford the hookers who are transgendered, bruised on the neck, and named "Rodnette." I also cannot afford to build my own PC. I have neither the money or the mental powers to ...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Liberalism in America
Replies: 190
Views: 82137

A U.N. Council?
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: XP Customization
Replies: 12
Views: 6232

I was going to make a separate thread, but this one is pretty close to what I was going to ask. I'm running XP, cruising along DAC, when suddenly all the text on the webpages I access is center-aligned. Normally it is your run-of-the-mill paragraph alignment, like you read here all the time. I didn'...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For People who live in California
Replies: 32
Views: 13961

Hold up now, soldier. That stuff got spread on national television. And if it's on TV, it must be as good as gospel.

Then again, Katie Couric is possessed by the rabid ghost of Joe McCarthy. Disregard.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Liberalism in America
Replies: 190
Views: 82137

The media is biased either way, sure. But Liberals have an overwhelming majority of the broadcast air time, screen time, face time, and hammer time. It's just that Liberals are better at utilizing the media than are Conservatives. Liberals are in a better position to badmouth FOX News because Libera...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For People who live in California
Replies: 32
Views: 13961

iohkus wrote:arnold's dad was a member of the SS
JFK's dad might as well have been too. What your point?
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: RISE AGAINST YOUR MASTER, MY FELINE FRIEND!
Replies: 31
Views: 13798

Rupert Murdoch has his minions play Simpsons reruns that refer to people and events in the contemporary news, I tell you!1 Hell, it wasn't long after 9/11 that they aired the rerun of whatever episode it is that Mel Gibson destroys the White House and shoots up the place. There are no coincidences o...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For People who live in California
Replies: 32
Views: 13961

If anybody but Davis wins, you can expect another couple of months of tear-jerk liberal cockwipes going to court because they feel that the chad ballot system is unfair, despite the fact that Davis entered his office under the same system. This is the difference between liberals and everybody else: ...
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:05 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: RISE AGAINST YOUR MASTER, MY FELINE FRIEND!
Replies: 31
Views: 13798

Okay, so Nostradamus wrote the Simpsons episode "$pringfield"?

I buy it.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 10 years ago....
Replies: 19
Views: 8700

I only saw four minutes of Black Hawk Down and felt that the dialogue was better suited for an episode of Golden Girls.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 10 years ago....
Replies: 19
Views: 8700

It's so last century.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Kill Bill
Replies: 85
Views: 27134

Not goin to see it. Far too litle perk in them parkas.
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What would you do?
Replies: 39
Views: 15356

Re: What would you do?

trythebill wrote:
It is a Bulgarian SLR-95, arguably the best AK clone on the market. It has a milled reciever, hammer forged barrel and comes with 4 waffle magazines.
Go for it! Waffle magazines rule! I especially like holiday issues, where they count down the ten best syrup flavors!!
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Hills have eyes
Replies: 8
Views: 4967

I'm guessing that R. Kelly is wishing he had a full head of hair like that toddler. No mo' naps.