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by Ashmo
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:22 am
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: GTA:SA for PC
Replies: 118
Views: 43692

The lose-your-kit thing is way overdone. First you lose all your turf and weapons in the Green Sabre, then you lose your weapons again in that Nang mission with the helicopter and in between you lose a gun everytime you get a "new" one for the course of a mission (knife replaces your melee...
by Ashmo
Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:30 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: How often do you masterbate?
Replies: 163
Views: 64477

St. Toxic wrote:Who needs their special flashlight, any ol' flashlight works. Just break the glass or take the batteries out.
That depends entirely on your girth and pain threshold.
by Ashmo
Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:21 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: samurai swords
Replies: 109
Views: 39513

Nuff guns. Back to swords. Renaissance swords and Jap swords are for sissies. Swords aren't meant to be pretty, they're meant to be clean, balanced and functionally designed. Japanese swords weren't even considerably sharper than European ones. It's all in the mythology. European mythology was all a...
by Ashmo
Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:07 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: Two years on VAN BUREN IS ALLLIIIIVE
Replies: 122
Views: 72247

There jellous lawl
by Ashmo
Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The pain thread.
Replies: 98
Views: 45740

I got hit with a blunt spear in the kneecap and shin.

You only notice how often things touch your kneecap or shin if either is injured, apparently.
by Ashmo
Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:11 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: batman
Replies: 56
Views: 19300

The adult Robin is Nightwing as far as I remember. He works alongside Batman but is a lot more independant than Robin. Damn, I hope this movie is anything like the Kult comics. Batman 1 was pretty close, Batman 2 had a little too much romance in it (although it's hard to avoid that if you put Catwom...
by Ashmo
Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: the metric system in usa.
Replies: 74
Views: 23857

Why use base 12 units in a base 10 numeric system? That's needlessly complicated.
by Ashmo
Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: the metric system in usa.
Replies: 74
Views: 23857

No, it doesn't. Fractions are evil and unweildy. I can understand how you might not care that you're working in godawful inches and pounds and such because you'll just be tinkering with engines, but doing math with units that aren't in base 10 is stupid. Except for base 2, base 8 and base 16. Those...
by Ashmo
Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: the metric system in usa.
Replies: 74
Views: 23857

7.92 mm

hm...
by Ashmo
Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The pain thread.
Replies: 98
Views: 45740

Darwin hates you all. I think I squished my feet with a tree once (a dead tree, somehow it rolled onto my feet -- I suspect an attempt!) when I was little and then my grandparents tried to kill me by crossing one of my feet with an electric lawn mower. I think my injuries have all been limited to fl...
by Ashmo
Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:53 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Ground Zero screenshots
Replies: 4
Views: 3800

Burntime anyone?
by Ashmo
Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Okay, seriously fight the console gamer!
Replies: 24
Views: 10044

Orange... Box... Web... proxy... filter... can't... vote...
by Ashmo
Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:28 am
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: GTA:SA for PC
Replies: 118
Views: 43692

Germany? *laughs* From what I have read, not quite as bad. We have a history of banning comedians from our shores for joking about such racy topics as masturbation, and similar crusades against debauchery and moral bankruptcy. On a federal level, they enjoy debating the possibility of banning porno...
by Ashmo
Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:46 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: GTA:SA for PC
Replies: 118
Views: 43692

Blargh wrote:silly, archaic censorship laws of my current location
...

Germany?
by Ashmo
Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:45 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: Lost.
Replies: 53
Views: 17801

Our biggest private tv corporation is ruled by a bunch of Americans. We get all the crappy shows the instant they're half-way through the translation. First Sex And The City (which was hyped as a cult show -- by the same channel airing it, that is -- although it had relatively few fans in Germany), ...
by Ashmo
Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: AI closer to reality?
Replies: 40
Views: 14094

Re: AI closer to reality?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8119714/ What a load of crap. So they are reconstructing a human brain artificially. Now what? The last thing you want to create is an artificial human. Where's the fun if all that effort and superior brain power is wasted on abstract image recognition and even basic ari...
by Ashmo
Wed May 25, 2005 11:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: URGENT!!! Help save Wikipedia "Exitium" entry from
Replies: 109
Views: 94451

Vanity page --> deletion

Simple as that.

It's considered vanity because the Fallout community isn't exactly huge.
by Ashmo
Tue May 24, 2005 12:02 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: The Fall continues to amaze German press
Replies: 6
Views: 4941

PC Action is a crap magazine (yeah, right, as if there were any GOOD gaming magazines anyway) with a total action focus (its intention as offspring of the German mag "PC Games" was to focus on all kinds of action games, both mags shared some articles and topics tho, so at some point the on...
by Ashmo
Mon May 23, 2005 1:57 pm
Forum: Fallout 3
Topic: Bethsada isn't a bad company
Replies: 64
Views: 62333

Re: Fallout 3

Blargh wrote:
Xi wrote:Personal attacks
You've confused pedantism for insult, you egregious cretin.

For the record and your enlightenment, that was a personal attack. You fucking fruit. :drunk:
Yay! Blargh saved the day! :joy:

Hey, that rhymes :drunk:
by Ashmo
Mon May 23, 2005 8:37 am
Forum: The Trash Can (AKA Site Suggestions)
Topic: Making your own template for DAC
Replies: 3
Views: 25258

Re: Making your own template for DAC

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