Corrupting Youth

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:28 pm

I've ruined the lives of at least 5 people I can think of off the top of my head. Two with sex. Two with drugs and alcohol. One with Fighting..Ehrm...Rock & Roll? Actually as I write this I can think of a few more. I'm a bad influence, so I hope others here have had similar experiences with fucking over people's lives.

So. Be they girlfriends or just friends: tell me your stories. I think this is an appropriate area for this topic.

I'd start, but I have to be to school in 15 minutes. I'll be back later to check how fucking evil we all are, and to share my wonderful corruptions.

I'm hardcore.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:51 pm

Skip school and tell us the stories

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:06 pm

Its not a bad influence when you fuck up peoples lives.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:54 pm

I fucked my cousin's life by screwing her, omg.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:59 pm

incest omg oneone

I fucked up my friend's life by introducing him to Bjork.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:15 pm

i ufcked up subhumans life by showing him goatse lol

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:24 pm

I don't realy see why anyone should take pride in ruining someone's life.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:39 pm

SIEG HEIL

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:58 pm

Subhuman wrote:I fucked up my friend's life by introducing him to Bjork.

I would be at a loss to explain such a development, would you elaborate ?

the guardian wrote:I don't realy see why anyone should take pride in ruining someone's life.

Indeed.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:59 pm

No one gets my jokes.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:11 pm

That's because we're your girlfriends.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:13 pm

Or perhaps, perhaps, PERHAPS, they just don't care enough to indicate they have understood and/or appreciated your 'jokes' ? OH NO !

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:20 pm

I'm telling you....it's the JEWS. It's so obvious, yet no-one seems to realize.

Kashluk, you can lower your right hand now.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:02 pm

Blargh wrote:
Subhuman wrote:I fucked up my friend's life by introducing him to Bjork.
I would be at a loss to explain such a development, would you elaborate?

Bjork is the name he uses when he picks up other gay men.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:06 pm

Either that, or it's the name of his cock

700 posts

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:26 pm

OR HIS FIST

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:51 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:OR HIS FIST

OR HIS... FOOT!!

haha

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:52 pm

OR HIS BIG ASSHOLIO, POOR BAMBINO

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:54 pm

Aneurysm wrote:OR HIS BIG ASSHOLIO, POOR BAMBINO

Dont copy us. I know what your up to!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:03 am

I'll go in order.

Person 1. Some kid who made fun of my friend's mom when we were in 7th grade. We took him behind the school building, broke his arms, a few ribs, and his jaw. Left him. I saw him recently. He rides a bicycle. He has the mentality of a 7th grader. Has a high-pitched voice. Basically we beat the puberty right out of him, and he's pretty much handicapped.

Person 2. Stupid chick I dated for about a year. Found her a nice car, helped her get her grades up, basically got her ready to go to college with me. Broke up with her, she flunked out of school, started doing drugs, dated one of my friends, did a lot more drugs, never finished school, never went to college. Works at Walmart making minimum wage. Every time she sees me she runs away. I know everyone she has dated since me, and apparently all she does is talk about how horrible a person I am so all her boyfriends break up with her. She can't keep a steady boyfriend because she can't stop thinking of me.

Person 3. Met her at a friend's house. Got her drunk for the first time when she was 14. Got her stoned. Gave her cigarettes. She ended up working at Denny's. Got her to do some more fun drugs. She ended up in rehab. Got out, got her to get drunk, and she ended up hanging out with other drunk druggies and got herself raped. Thank Ryno for her first beer and drug experience.

Person 4. My soon to be wife. Got her drunk and high for the first time when she was 14. Inadvertantly got her laid for the first time with one of the guys in our group. Used to buy her drugs. All her friends she has now are people I introduced to her. Plus, she's marrying me. Her life is gonna suck.

Person 5. We just call her Stillwater Chick. She's a cheerleader at Oklahoma State University...At least she was.

I met her at Denny's one night, took her home, and she basically lived with me for a few weeks. We made out constantly, I had my way with her a bit...I was the first stoner type person she'd ever met, and she was pretty much in awe of my me-ness. Got her drunk, got her high..Got her laid. Anywho, when she wouldn't bail me out of jail, I dumped her. Shortly after, she dropped out of college because spending all her time with me had left her with failing grades. She couldn't keep up with college and moved back with her parents. She blames it on me.

Person 6. This is a guy I've known for a while. When I moved to Stillwater to go to OSU, I brought along a chick to live with me. I started taking them out to parties. They ended up doing crank and coke all the time. Getting drunk all day every day. He failed every class. He got arrested. I broke his car while I was drunk. And then I moved to another college and left my old roommate there. She had to pay all her rent, but because Person 6 was somehow madly in love with her, he paid her rent and let her move in with him. He's now 2 years behind schedule for graduation, and he's got a nice arrest record. Plus he's stuck with the stupid bitch I left up there.