Aspirin

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:08 am

It doesn't give me a high at all.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:25 am

Try codein pills after coke.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:26 am

Okay, I will. Thank Christopher!

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:44 am

Taking too much aspirin makes your internal organs bleed.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:48 am

And then you go to the doctor that one time and your old girlfriend's mother is the nurse that checks out your asshole because you're shitting blood.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:12 am

I wouldn't mind dying by way of antacids, actually. Might be painful, but nonetheless interesting.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:05 am

Ernesto wrote:I wouldn't mind dying by way of antacids, actually. Might be painful, but nonetheless interesting.

I wouldn't mind killing you by way of antacids, actually. Hopefully it would be painful, but nonetheless interesting.

Yes.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 am

ExtremeRyno wrote:And then you go to the doctor that one time and your old girlfriend's mother is the nurse that checks out your asshole because you're shitting blood.

Good fun!

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:40 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Try codein pills after coke.

lol codeine is actually very addictive

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:49 pm

lol opiates tend to be addictive, yes
lol

lmao

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:20 pm

Heh..One night about 5 years ago I got codeine pills for the chick who I'm now pretty much married to as well as all her friends. Once they passed out I had to protect them from my other friends who thought passed out 15 year old girls were free game. I ended up falling asleep using my now woman's ass as a pillow.

Did I mention I was the first person to get her high...and drunk...and I introduced her to everyone she is currently friends with? I kind of ruined her life. Hooray for Ryno!

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:51 pm

Try to OD on baby-aspirin

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:05 pm

Go for a better NSAID. Ibufen can be purchased at just about any drug store(I suggest you stray away from the 100mg pills and go straight for the 600mg ones). At around 1000mg, it would do the trick. Don't forget to eat something first, though. Wouldn't want you to be puking blood from a fresh ulcer, right? OF COURSE WE DO.

In Canada I believe they don't sell codeine pills by themselves, but with another substance, like paracetamol, acetaminophen, or aspirin. There's a way to distill the codeine out, but that's kind of lame. Being as that I've around a gram of codeine sitting around here in 20mg pills, I can assure you that the high is just not worth the constipation and the hangover.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:07 pm

It's still amazing after coke.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:58 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:lol opiates tend to be addictive, yes
lol

lmao

yeah, and available without prescription in your local apothecary

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:02 am

You can't realy compare codeine and morphine, you know.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:45 am

both are legal, both are highly habit forming, and one needs a prescription, the other doesnt in standard form. Here anyway.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:28 am

Codeine as habit forming? Yeah, ok, realy bitchin' high, that codeine, gotta get me some more. I agree with you that opiates are addictive, and so can codeine, but who the fuck gets off from codeine? I mean, come on, 80mg-100mg is pretty much like being mildly drunk, only you can't seem ot be able to pee, and that's not even 1/10 of a morphine dosage. Let's face it, if you're going to start taking inferior opiate derivatives, you might as well start doing papaverine. Feel that smooth muscle relax, baby.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:14 pm

Relaxed sphincters are unfunny.