Please help a noob like me....

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:24 pm

He thought we were a friendly forum? Oh, my stars! The day DAC becomes in any way "friendly" is the day I give Mandy a rimjob.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:29 pm

Subhuman, you're be the last one who should be praising DAC for being full of assholes.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:55 pm

I wasn't praising, necessarily. Just saying that there's no way on God's green earth that we'll ever turn into one of those dishrag "let's all be happy and get along" forums. Which is a good thing.

Arjuna · Post by **Arjuna** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:30 am

flame me too! I'm a n00b

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:36 am

yeah, but you're a good noob

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:09 am

Token Indian-guy

Where's our wetback?

Arjuna · Post by **Arjuna** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:15 pm

no, tokin' Indian guy, and the wetback got busted trying to cross the border I suspect.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:21 pm

Thank God for customs officers.

Actually, don't.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:00 pm

Did you guys hear about the customs agent who was caught with 750 pounds of pot after leading the Feds on a high-speed chase north from the border all the way up through California?

Upon further review it turns out he was a border patrol officer, not a customs agent and the chase lasted all of 20 miles but I'm too lazy to correct myself. Oh and he had an illegal immigrant in the car as well.