San Andreas: thoughts?

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:28 pm

There's one at the top of Mt Chilead as well. You can mountain bike off the mountain and then use the parachute which is pretty cool.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:03 am

Raymondo wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Do you get a parachute automatically when you enter a plane?
Yeah but you have to finish the pilot school first though I think.

I have the Strategy Guide so if you have a question just ask.

no you dont get a parachute automaticly, you have to find one. the parachute is only automatic for some missions.

has anyone gotten the hydra yet?
its unbeleiveably hard to control when it takes damage.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:50 am

I completed it on Saturday, woo

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:27 pm

am at the crack fortress

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:49 pm

You get a parachute if you fly a plane high enough and jump out. If you need one, you'll get one.

And it's crack palace ffs omg

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:01 pm

I'm still in San Fiero, trying to get enough dough to buy Zero's shop.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:48 pm

pussy! do some pimping

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:26 pm

zero's shop is optional mate

there are ufos in desert

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:51 pm

WE should post pictures of our CJs and be all creative.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:17 pm

mines wearing the gimp outfit at the moment

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:14 pm

I'm fucked. When will it be up for PC?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:30 pm

Not soon enough.

My CJ is teh coolage. I gave him pink hair.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:49 pm

Subhuman wrote:I gave him pink hair.

Insert joke here.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:05 pm

Insert Mandalorian's pulsing member into Avril.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:07 pm

Insert butcher knife into Spazmo's stomach.

And I still don't get "Avril".

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:09 pm

Lavigne, I suppose?

Anyways, somethingawful.com had a not-so-pleasant review on San Andreas. It seemed to actually make a point about all of it's flaws until the very last paragraph, where they suggested dumbing the game - and playing some Halo 2 instead.

ERRRRRR fucking wrong answer, dude.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:14 pm

Kashluk, you nubhat, that's a FAKE REVIEW written specifically to elicit that kind of response from people like you who don't realise that it's a FAKE REVIEW. From the page that's a mere click away from that review: "If you have stumbled upon this page, the index that contains all the TruthMedia reviews, chances are you have at least some iota of intelligence. This is a good thing because each and every single "TruthMedia" review in this section is complete and total bullshit created solely to generate flame mail from Internet citizens who, for some pathetic reason, have attached their egos to a movie, band, or game company."

FAKE REVIEW.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:20 pm

...

I have been horribly misguided!

I thought that was the *only* piece of real shit on the whole site (not that I would've read many Truthmedia articles before, though). I've started, slowly but steadily, to take the cynical attitude towards everything I read from the interberry, but I actually went and thought "Truthmedia" would be something serious.

So hail me, because I am the l'ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ne suÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â§ant la pomme de terre de face d'arachide avec les lames de rasoir longues a enfoncÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© en haut mon age d'homme. (= ass sucking peanut face potato with long razor blades stuck up my manhood, if you don't get the babelfish joke)

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:51 pm

There's no way that's actual French.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:59 pm

World 1, Kashluk 0. Again.