Worstest scariest monster evAr.

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wHICH IS TEH SCARIEST EVAR?

Blind Dogs
7
29%
Rat Wolves
2
8%
Controllers
5
21%
ZOMBEHS!
1
4%
Dwarfs. (No, not the ones from Snow White.)
6
25%
RATS!!!
3
13%
 
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

<img src="http://www.apple.com/creative/stories/d ... berman.jpg">
My vote goes to Joe Liberman;the gamers boogey man. I'm sure he's made afew people scared/wish to hunt him down with a combat knife.
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Wolfman Walt wrote:<img src="http://www.apple.com/creative/stories/d ... berman.jpg">
My vote goes to Joe Liberman;the gamers boogey man. I'm sure he's made afew people scared/wish to hunt him down with a combat knife.
lol apply' he's death will proove his point then, wouldn't it?

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I think Joseph Liberman may very well be the worst monster EVER. If I could vote for him as the scaries I would.
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I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.
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Alphawulf wrote:I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.
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Post by Destroyer Of Lols »

It would be good candidate for the "Monster Ball" contest...

Just imagine:

The Stalker decided to lay low for awhile as he was scouting the area, so he hid in the under-brush of a mutated bush... As he did so, he felt a slight humping in his rear area...
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Reminds me of that story "the library policeman," iirc it was by king... but it may have sliped my mind.
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Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.
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InvisibleMonkey wrote:Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.
Meet the life of a dung beetle...well ok they die IN poop, not from it.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

I once read a story in the newspaper about a man who died under a pile of elephant poop. He couldn't breath.
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I heard about that. I laughed and laughed and laughed
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Post by Silver »

I just talked about something like that tonight. A boy nearby here died a couple of years ago when he fell head-first into a cow-dung-drainage ditch.

It wasn't that deep, he just got stuck with half his torso.
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That is just...funny as hell. Dying in poop, what will they think of next ?
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Post by atoga »

HAH HAH HAH

atoga does not approve, maybe shut up instead and say something 4too-ish.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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I once heard about a soldier. He was sleeping, then the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone he took his gun and shot himself in the dead. I think that's even worse than dying in poop.
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Post by Silver »

lewl. Maybe it's the british and their new 'sonic' weapon, or whatever you wanna call it.
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Yea, and it's called the Phone.
But they pronounce it the Phaone.
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No they call it the Tellie, no wait that's television. You can't figure out anything from British movies. Whoever mistakes a gun for phone deservd to blow his brains out.
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Post by Nuclear Gandhi »

And you bastards deserve to get their brains blown out, start talking about S:OL damn it!

Yeah, I just figured it's coming out in March, in two different stylezzz: Hi-res and Low-res. Though, it wont be NEARLY as good in low-res as if it were in hi-res.
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Don't call me bastard, or I'll shoot you down with my Phone.
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