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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:23 pm
by minigunwielder
I remember my first game of Resident Evil
+5 to hatred of toddlers
+27 horrible psychological damage
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:08 pm
by Frater Perdurabo
I incinerate ExtremeRhyno with my lvl 57 Fireball and loot his corpse of the Pavement.
P.S. Ich brauche neue Rueschtung
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:13 pm
by vx trauma
i kill myself for attention. +2 to public relations.
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:40 am
by Baby arm's evil twin
I call upon Jesus to save vx trauma.
+7 karma
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:00 pm
by Pixel_Shade
I FUCKUP EVYRONE AND EVYRTHIN AND WIN WIN WIN CAUSE IM THE BAD DOGG
+1000000 DOGG SHIT
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:06 am
by TelemachusSneezed
I cut my hair.
-2 to strength
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:14 am
by vx trauma
glues shrapnel to forehead.
+4 to headbutt damage
+6 2/3 to sex appeal
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:48 pm
by TelemachusSneezed
Carves swastika on chest.
-2 to blood supply
+4 to notoriety
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:06 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
Since I became black, my penis has grown 4 inches longer.
+4 inches
+6 to attracting fat white chicks
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:32 pm
by VasikkA
+10 KGB alertness level
*1.75 comedy factor
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:37 pm
by Nicolai
+Get out of jail free card.
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:20 pm
by vx trauma
i lay out da fat beats.
+1 to coolyness
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:38 pm
by Icabod
Bans self
+1 ag
+4 lk
+0 post count
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:32 pm
by ExtremeDrinker
I do time for beating Icabod and stealing his bike. WOOT
+2 Stereotype
+2 Wheels
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:54 pm
by vx trauma
i ate steroids and pokamons for +2 strength and -5 int.
then eat beef. and 20 omelets. and small tasty rocks.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:04 pm
by Megatron
tries to quit smoking
-everything
+money
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:38 pm
by MR Snake
I let one rip on Rash after my coffee+bean soup
+3 demolition
+1 explosive power
-5 charisma
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:08 am
by TelemachusSneezed
Engages in homosexual acts in public.
+ 3 to limp-wristed attacks
- 2 to anal retention
Gains a nipple ring
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:04 pm
by johnnygothisgun
youre all cunts
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:14 pm
by atoga
/me masturbates to a picture of dreadnought's girlfriend
+6 flaccidity
+2 resistance to tranny porn
3 damage
wrath of dreadnought ensues