Derek Smart! Derek Smart! DEREK SMART!

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Derek Smart! Derek Smart! DEREK SMART!

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He's back and crying about how people aren't buying his overpriced mobile game on Steam.

It's pretty funny.
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Is this the Battlecruiser guy?
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Yes it is. I thought he had died of shame years ago.
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I accidentally bought Universal Combat a little over a decade ago not realizing it was the pig that was Battlecruiser 3000AD with some lipstick on it. Only reason I figured it out was I had played Battlecruiser after getting it in a bargain bin for $2.

He suffers from the Peter Molyneaux complex of promising great things and not delivering. Except this guy over-reacts to disappointed fans more and delivers even less.
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

Derek Smart is always good for a larf. I remember when Something Awful had those articles on him. Nostalgia.
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Post by jimmypneumatic »

I like that one of the related videos is 'exploding sperm whale caught on camera'...

Final thoughts on Mr. Smarts behalf; this person is an ordinary everyday angry black guy, he just happens to be a game developer. Moving on.
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