Bewitched

sirota554 · Post by **sirota554** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:53 pm

For whatever reason I was watching Bewitched, and the two episodes i watched were the last with Dick York, and the first with Dick Sargent as Darrin... fuck Dick Sargent. Who did you prefer as Darrin on Bewitched

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:18 am

Until I looked at your posting history I thought you were a spam bot trying to sell us Bewitched DVDs.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:03 am

Which one was gay?

sirota554 · Post by **sirota554** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:04 am

Dick Sargent was gay

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:31 pm

all white people look the same to me

sirota554 · Post by **sirota554** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:50 pm

Megatron wrote:all white people look the same to me

everyone just looks like this to me... Its a horrible horrible perception of reality

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:54 pm

I didn't know that nick Cage was the monkies.

sirota554 · Post by **sirota554** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:59 pm

monkees, beatles, led zeppelin, the A-Team all nic cage, its a horrible reality

sirota554 · Post by **sirota554** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:43 am

Retlaw83 wrote:Until I looked at your posting history I thought you were a spam bot trying to sell us Bewitched DVDs.

maybe i am just an extemely advanced AI designed to sell bewitched dvds at the low low price of i dont know exactly how much Bewitched dvds cost, I do have an extra dvd set of All in the Family I got as a gift if you wanted to buy it.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:36 pm

What's Bewitched? I'd Google it but lol

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:04 am

If this is a world were an extremely advanced AI is somehow necessary to masquerade as an intellectually mediocre, ultimately irrelevant human ; for the esoteric purpose of base shillery - I will be very, very disappointed.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:58 am

Yonmanc wrote:What's Bewitched? I'd Google it but it sounds like buttfucker fare.

And not like DaC's tan, alpha-male, semi-dismissive overlord, "you're getting buttfucked despite the fact that I don't enjoy it because you'll enjoy it even less, so HA!" buttfucker, either. I mean the girly, elbows to the side, buys scented candles, knows a decorator and isn't fucking her kind of buttfucker. You know, the swell kind.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:17 am

HAL 9001 wrote:If this is a world were an extremely advanced AI is somehow necessary to masquerade as an intellectually mediocre, ultimately irrelevant human ; for the esoteric purpose of base shillery - I will be very, very disappointed.

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:wheelie:

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:11 pm

Consider getting back to me on that one if I ever, without even the barest veneer of guile, attempt to convince you, against any capacity for sound judgement or uncommon sense you might possess, to purchase shite you simply do not need. Also CHEAP WHOLESALE MEDICINES

In a potential pique of generosity, I may just grace you with <strike>a thorough and irrevocably compromised identity</strike> a photograph of an aeroplane. Perhaps two.

For now, have an idiotic emote in return :

Gosh.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:31 am

Well, seems like I just got sold a "I provoked a drunken pedant and all I got was this lousy emote

" T-shirt. I'd have gotten two but that other one said "A spambot questioned my character, the cunt. I died a little." in the back. Also, it wasn't pink.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:27 am

You know whatt wasn't pink?

My cock.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:52 am

Gods, Tiptoe, how wearyingly wrong can one spelunker be ? Response does not automatically imply provocation. Drunk ? No, it's an emote. It signifies nothing. As for pedantic - ahahaha, instead consider : correct. Again.

You're welcome and all the best regarding your apparent record attempt, you cunt.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:28 pm

Hey, this thread is brilliant.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:58 am

Indian Shill wrote:Response, not provocation.

Perestroika Accountant wrote:Drunk ? No, emote.

Jewish Banker wrote:pedantic? correct.

Hahahahaha. Margaret, I do believe we've found life on Blargh!! Tucked away beneath layers of rust and burnt paper lies the pulsing brain of a true patriot, still alive and kicking inside that old machinery. Behold the rebirth of a <strike>phoenix!</strike> flightless bird of some description. A pedant after my own ticky brass valved contraption!

Remind me to buy you a significant pint sometime, you twat.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:10 am

I cannot (nor would I) do anything for your staunch patronage of the gulf of perspective, Thaddaeus. It's almost admirable.

Duck and Cover

Bewitched

Better Darrin Stephens

Bewitched

Cadmium umlaut.

It is self aware! Run to the hills!!!11one1!

Palpable oxygen ?

If you can't beat them, join the YMCA or something

And the cucumbers were Green.

And the plums were blue. It's not gonna rhyme, is it?

Next time : Haiku deathmatch.