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Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Posts: 2224 Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 pm
Location: Manchester, UK
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by Yonmanc » Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:53 pm
...it's my 21st birthday in 9 minutes.
This means I'll officially be a grown up.
I'm gonna be a fireman, a robot and a caterpillar.
Fuck all y'all.
Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Posts: 5326 Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:49 am
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by Retlaw83 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:03 am
In America, the only thing turning 21 meant was that I could drink.
Does it have some kind of meaning in England?
"You're going to have a tough time doing that without your head, palooka."
- the Vault Dweller
SenisterDenister
Haha you're still not there yet
Posts: 3484 Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:03 pm
Location: Cackalackyland
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by SenisterDenister » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:10 am
Happy birthday, then. Get drunk, but make sure you're not the one paying.
Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Posts: 3695 Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:05 pm
Location: Drifting Onward
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by Manoil » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:24 am
Yonmanc wrote: ...it's my 21st birthday in 9 minutes.
This means I'll officially be a grown up.
I'm gonna be a fireman, a robot and a caterpillar.
Fuck all y'all.
Power Hour. Do it.
Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Posts: 2224 Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 pm
Location: Manchester, UK
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by Yonmanc » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:29 am
Retlaw83 wrote: In America, the only thing turning 21 meant was that I could drink.
Does it have some kind of meaning in England?
Nah, drinking age is 18 here, 16 in some of the trashier parts of town.
I'm not too sure what It means.
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Stalagmite
Wandering Hero
Posts: 1192 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:29 am
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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by Stalagmite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:21 am
Wanna cake or something
Psychoul
Elite Wanderer
Posts: 625 Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:57 am
Location: Oil Rig
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by Psychoul » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:11 am
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: Happy birthday, Yonmanc!
Mismatch
Paragon
Posts: 2366 Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:16 pm
Location: Over yonder hill
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by Mismatch » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:27 am
Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
Stalagmite
Wandering Hero
Posts: 1192 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:29 am
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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by Stalagmite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:38 am
Marry a sheep?
Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Posts: 5326 Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:49 am
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by Retlaw83 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:53 am
Sheep can't maneuver their teeth out of the way to deliver a good blowjob. Believe me, I learned something from my days as a shepherd.
Luckily I got the wang the sheep destroyed replaced with a hydraulic one, so now it has the power to knock teeth that get in the way out.
"You're going to have a tough time doing that without your head, palooka."
- the Vault Dweller
Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Posts: 2224 Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 pm
Location: Manchester, UK
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by Yonmanc » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:25 pm
Mismatch wrote: Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
Megatron
Mamma's Gang member
Posts: 8030 Joined: Fri Apr 19, 2002 1:00 am
Location: The United Kingdoms
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by Megatron » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:23 pm
2 manchester dacers
7 days
2 birthdays
1 ring to bind them all
Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Posts: 3695 Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:05 pm
Location: Drifting Onward
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by Manoil » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:54 pm
Yonmanc wrote: Mismatch wrote: Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
It's all about finding the right girl. I get em whether or not I ask
Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Posts: 2224 Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 pm
Location: Manchester, UK
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by Yonmanc » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:21 pm
Megatron wrote: 2 manchester dacers
7 days
2 birthdays
1 ring to bind them all
I'll be in the Salisbury bar either Friday or saturday.
Should be easy to spot me. I'll be the one not getting a blowjob apparantly.
Stalagmite
Wandering Hero
Posts: 1192 Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:29 am
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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by Stalagmite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:21 pm
Manoil wrote: It's all about finding the right girl.
well obviously, captain.
Tofu Man
Paparazzi
Posts: 1078 Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:15 am
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by Tofu Man » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:49 am
Late happy bee manc. Down a couple for yer DaC mates
Oh and don't worry about getting blown, always seems to happen when you least expect it. Like parking tickets. FUUUUUuuuuuu....
CloudNineGT
Striding Hero
Posts: 1294 Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:38 pm
Location: Naked
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by CloudNineGT » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:59 am
Jeez you kid. You're the same age as my little house-boy whom I employ to fan me when its humid and suntan poolside.