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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to DaC, Tommy. Luckily, you caught us on a good day.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yonmanc wrote:
For your viewing pleasure?


Yes. Dreddy's butt is too loose and gaping, I need some quality entertainment while I fuck it.
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

0/10 but you get a star sticker on your fat cheek for trying.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like how most of your insults revolve around fat. It's the equivalent of pointing out I have brown hair in each post.

In order to insult someone, you have to use information that they find insulting. I'd tell you to try again, but it's clear you have no imagination.
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Alister McFap II Esq.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sometimes I also make fun of your poor appearance and low intelligence. smile
Also, stop repeating Blargh, it makes you look even more pathetic.
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Manoil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Alister McFap II Esq.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw's still fat and dumb. B-)
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If Blargh previously pointed out what a lackwit you are, I missed it. It's not a case of me repeating him so much as two intelligent individuals reaching the same conclusion that you're a waste of oxygen.

Go stick some of your tacks into your ballsack and report back.
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ekkaman
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Retlaw





icon_hug
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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Manoil wrote:

rofl MICHAEL JORDAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
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Burning Oasis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I leave for a while, and everyone is still being massive swell guy.
Why did I leave?
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ekkaman wrote:
Hey Retlaw


Hey, glad to see you're all right. I was worried about you after your last attempts at coherent thought caused you to have a stroke from the strain.
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ekkaman
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.
Better that asking your parents to continue to feed and house you.
How much do they spend on food for you in a week? icon_dance
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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Captain Obvious wrote:
leave

Would that it could be, if my eyes do not deceive me, our resident wet blanket.
I do posit, however, that the riddle in need of a solution is, rather, why did DaC warrant the return of its floundering mortician?

Such luck. duckie
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Burning Oasis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^
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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sic Transit Gloria Incogitatus wrote:
(plethora thoughts and musings of truly divine inspiration)

Ahahaha, PRECISELY. duckie
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Burning Oasis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry man, I don't speak Latin.
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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ribald of Gevia wrote:
Sorry

Worry not, my pusillanimously obtuse friend. Lovely offspring you have there, I gather she takes after her father?
How fortunate.

Uheu. duckie
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ekkaman wrote:
Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.


And I'm sure you'll get comma usage and non-confusing sentence structure down one day. Way you wrote that makes it look like you're using fatman as a verb.

Only thing you got right was fat, but it's not insulting because it's reality. It's like how you can't get upset over being called an idiot.


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Burning Oasis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was only joking, but good to see everyone has linguistically raised the bar at being an asshole.
:Blarghforeveryone:
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