Duck and Cover

Posted: **Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:57 pm**

Sink all their oil tankers.

Posted: **Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:31 pm**

Get AIDS and die.

/thread.

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:21 am**

Realize you're hungry and eat the cupcake still impaled on your dong.

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:06 pm**

Despite your lack of experience with navigating and engaging in combat with a submarine you decide to sink the silly seals' oil tankers and succeed. You don't know when this lake ends. Maybe you can find shelter by some lovely Eskimo couple. As your sweaty palms grip the steering wheel you feel a slight feeling of emptiness in the pit of your stomach. You look down and realize that you still have that cupcake impaled to your dong. You pull it off. Green sprinkles and pink frosting. Just how grandma used to make them. You take a bite from the satisfyingly moist cupcake as you navigate your submarine toward the rising sun.

The End.

Alternative Ending:

You get AIDS and die.

The End.

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:09 pm**

This is the most moving piece of fiction I have ever read.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:20 am**

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:17 am**

I gave my left testicle for this movie. I hope you enjoyed.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:55 am**

This story brought a tear to my eye.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:13 am**

This story brought a cock to your eyesocket.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:27 am**

Retlaw83 wrote:This story brought a cock to your eyesocket.

I find this funny because I'm pretty high.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:04 am**

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:06 am**

I also find that picture quite funny. But rather absurd. A cock for an eye is not an ideal thing.

Posted: **Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:02 pm**

I think you're in a deep sleep right now.
That's pretty impossible!
Wake up dude.

Posted: **Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:03 pm**

That's funny.
Not too nice for a child's eye.
But funny!

Duck and Cover

Happy Cupcake Adventure! - A Choose Your Own Adventure Thing