my dreams are killing me

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:54 am

at least 3 nights a week and sometimes more i keep dreaming of a

. i wouldnt mind except its been going on for about 4 months now and im going loco almost. what should i do dac i think she is hacking my brains.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:09 am

Make your move mang. Or you'll be dreamin' the rest of yo life about her.

Better risk the reject than the COOCOO

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:02 pm

Logical course involves black tar heroin and a preacher who is, above all things, local. I'm sure she won't mind.

The word must be carried.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:51 pm

If the weather and terrain are decent, I suggest stalking.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:53 pm

Forget it; she's not worthy of Megatron.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:09 pm

Sometimes a dream is just a penisshaped cigar.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:41 pm

its not a sex dream, she just gives me advice or grants me wishes or usual dream stuff. and i am not asking her out because i am not attracted to her. i think she must be killed or something i dunno, shes taking up valuable dream space. i need to break up with my dream girlfriend ffs.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:06 pm

Smiley wrote: COOCOO

kachoo?

I am the walrus.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:13 pm

Dream girl ? Consider making her your SummerTimeGirl instead. Then you can be rid of her in the autumn, because she is your SummerTimeGirl. I would suggest the use of a mulcher.

Seasonal adjustments do not matter to heart of hearts.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:07 am

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:21 am

burn her in effigy, make sure she's there to see it

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:36 am

You have to search for the connections of your real life and the dream. Something about the girl is causing you to think about her, perhaps its the situation of giving advice and/or wishes. Or it could be an inner fetish that you have yet to realize.

When you do have dreams with hot girls you know, its generally a good sign because for some reason the girl seems more attracted to you after you've had the dream, almost like they know you were dreaming about them. It could also be that you were dreaming of the girl because you did something that made sparks fly and the girl is now noticing it because she thinks your a cool stud for not knowing it from the beginning.

Megatron, whats your craziest dream ever?

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:45 am

have you considered lucid dreaming

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:50 am

spacemoose wrote:have you considered lucid dreaming

very small amounts of coffee before sleep

lucid dreaming you will have

fragmented sleep

nightmares

awaken grinding teeth

angry at imagined concentrations of normally minor altercations

yeah

try it

its no good

spacemoose · Post by **spacemoose** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:41 am

I've got the fragmented sleep, teethgrinding and anger at minor altercations regularly

I don't even need the coffee

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:44 pm

i know her from irl real life but havent seen her in a while. im not sure about connections as i barely know her, though she is quite handsome. and i dont want to lucid dream, thats the point. my dreams are a valuable tool for shamanistic purposes and theyre being fucked up by repetition. repetition of anything for me, dream wise, is boring. taking up valuable dream time. my sleep time and now my wake time are being flooded with this person and its fucking up my patterns.

im not sure about my craziest dream ever, a lot of dreams sure are crazy. my favourite dreams are about the desert. which there has been a lack of for the last few months ffs. fucking haunted by succubus mate, i reckon thats the key. and again last night. what dreams may come as i ipod shuffle some this mortal coil.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:05 pm

Killing her might help?

SEIV · Post by **SEIV** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:25 pm

mail her some dead cat.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:12 pm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:16 pm