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The Cook's Powered Armor

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:44 am
by Nooke
Fire and hot oil and water resistance: 70 %
Energy resistance: 25 %
Damage resistance (from falling/thrown plates): 80 %
Chef's bitching resistance: 0 %

Chance for critical cuts on the finger: -25 %


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The helmet features additional computing units built inside the 'toque'.
Boasts with additional sensors that analyze aromas and match within a private database for more effective in-combat cooking.
The Presentron MKII optical aiming unit makes presentation an easy task, as it corrects unwanted hand movement caused by surrounding explosions.
The computing unit also controls the touch sensors built in the gloves.
The mouth piece is movable to allow food to pass to the users mouth.

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The arm pieces feature a high end precision touch sensor built inside the gloves, to feel a steaks done-ness even under most hostile conditions. Guided by the portable computing unit built within the helmet.
The arm piece also features space for a vast amount of functional kitchentools such as AutoWhisks, SMARTcutter, Flambuddy4000 blowtorch and many many more (the standard armor comes with five CATEGORY 1 tools of YOUR choice if you order via Vaultnet!). For left or right handed users.
A special polymer coating on the gloves prevents cuts on the fingers in manual cutting mode.

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The breast and shoulder plating even resist .50 cal shots up to several aftershots, fire, most common energy weapons and china used in antique dildo collections.
The bulletproof keval apron provides extra protection against food splatters, blood splatters and shrapnel.
A functional set of pouches and pockets is standard in both, Armor and apron.
A black kevlar coating over the leg armor provides the necessary style to fill the user with the confidence needed for the battlefield cook of tomorrow!

Comes with a 21 cm RIPPER style Chef's Knife made by GÃœDE Messer, Solingen in Germany and a Holodisc with over 2500 recipes based on food rations.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:39 pm
by VasikkA
Just remember that you're preparing food for people to digest. A servant. A slave.

Re: The Cook's Powered Armor

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:58 pm
by Blargh
E C O wrote:based
Do not forget nor neglect rat.

Either way, it does seem that you have missed your calling. You should have been an artiste. :drunk:

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:29 pm
by Nooke
VasikkA wrote:Just remember that you're preparing food for people to digest. A servant. A slave.
Practically everybody is a slave. Those who don't do anything are slaves of their own stupidity, so there's not even an exception for them.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:09 pm
by rabidpeanut
Man i wish i had a ripper, you know, for cutting cheese and stuff...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:13 am
by Nooke
Yeah, must be really precise and unmessy. :rolleyes:

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:04 am
by rabidpeanut
I said that so the popos wont know what it is really for.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:53 am
by Nooke
I fucking hate cops.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:16 pm
by Goretheglowingone
id use it for hacking through popo arms and legs.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:13 pm
by Dreadnought
I'd use it to cook food.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:56 pm
by rabidpeanut
I'd use it on YO MAMA.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:25 am
by Psychoul
lmao, rofl, i could just fucking imaginea bad ass chef using that and ordering people around his weed.. !YOU, GET THAT DONE, NOW!!!