does anyone else write anything

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:15 am

short stories or anything?

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:58 am

Yeah I used to write poetry and short stories when I was in school. But everything's in Lithuanian, so you won't understand my ubercreative genius even if I post them here.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:38 am

used to...meanin to get back into it.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:22 am

I once wrote a verse on paper with my own blood, just so I didn't accidentally cut myself in vain.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:24 am

I occasionally write erotic slash fanfiction about various members of Duck and Cover. Hammer x Kashluk is my highest rated story.

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:35 am

I wrote a few novels, back in the day when I was using the "Family computer". My mother send the computer off to get formatted when I was away camping.

I never recovered.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:32 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Hammer x Kashluk is my highest rated story.

Pics or it never happened.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:47 pm

I write for both amusement and filthy, filthy lucre.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:15 pm

Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:19 pm

I'm writing an epic tragedy for the school revue, I will win the Nobel Prize.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:12 pm

I write experimental transgressive beat poetryyy i will post some when i have access and i'm not at work :salute:ing

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:39 pm

neato, lets have a material exchange and critique each other in the drawing room after dinner

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:15 pm

I write a few stories that have all been posted on DAC. Try the Fallout Sitcoms in the fan fiction section. I even wrote one about megatron being batman which was very well received by the critics in the industry.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:18 pm

i dont like writing. i kept crying when i wrote this post in fact, it makes my brain bleed.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:15 am

Ultra-cocks thundering into vomit lined blood holes, cuts in the arm,
semen soaked track-marks, eggs vying for dominance in transplanted womb cells, arterial fallopian
pregnancies become wall plaque clot; black stained cardiac arrest as the heart quivers but the blood WONâ€™T MOVE SEMEN SOAKED LUNGS ARTERIAL WALLS HOLES DRILLED AS CAPILLARY ACTION SHOVES THE LITTLE DEVILS INTO SURROUNDING TISSUE and white cell count
increases at the wound site; blood flood is stopped and turns black black black black black black

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I can visualize god:
Ability given through divine
intercourse.
A swelling burst of endorphins before synapses
-burn- -out-
Procreation makes a down-syndrome Jesus;
Evolutionarily mismatched
chromosomes cause a mule to be born.

Omnipotent and all loving, his
presence (prescience) becomes a
detriment to our race, a wasteland of machinery and dog-dumb
masturbators.

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Carefree pleasantry
Effaced by deletion and re-organization.
And overreaction
And superstition
A slow return to catharsis
Characterized by lust
In itself a slow return
To learned obsession

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:33 am

Shit

Stinking and drying in the sun,
a dog shat it where it's now.
People walk by and avoid it.
They look at it.
They walk by.

Sooner or later one will come,
and so he does.
He steps into it.
What a beautiful gift.
His shoe is brown now.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:29 am

Subhuman wrote:
Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:30 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:
Subhuman wrote:
Caleb wrote:used to...meanin to get back into it.

i quoted subhuman

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:30 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:
Subhuman wrote:
i quoted subhuman

and myself

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:20 am

Fucking hell, I thought you'd stay away this time.