Duck and Cover

I don't care if there already is a thread about this: http://fallout.bethsoft.com/

The 'generic wasteland' with heavy cloud cover still looks gay, the music still sucks, and 1337 speak in a username is still gay.

Then see the alternate with better music.

alternate FTW

I'm excited. Its been almost a decade.

To theatrical music, its not supposed to be fucking lord of the rings goddamnit!
The wasteland looks properly dead like it should.
No living critters in FO ftw!!!

The artwork has filled my eyes with blindness and the music filled my ears with beautiful Oblivion. I am ready, bring it on Bethesda, lets welcome a new age of Next Generation - RPGs. (Xbox360 - DirectX10 only.)

That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

Aonaran wrote:That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

I LOLd

Aonaran wrote:That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

Bethesda should use that for their advertising slogan:

"Fallout 3: Helps to dump your girlfriend!"

Are you gonna post nude pics of her on the internet out of spite now?

'Cause, you know, I wouldn't hold it against you.

She was such a bitch, post nude pics! She deserves it!

I heard she was totally going behind your back with Mike while you were on vacation that one time.. Nude pics!

Mechanurgist wrote:

Aonaran wrote:That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

Bethesda should use that for their advertising slogan:

"Fallout 3: Helps to dump your girlfriend!"

Are you gonna post nude pics of her on the internet out of spite now?

'Cause, you know, I wouldn't hold it against you.

Hahha, nah, unfortunately for the universal spank bank that is the Internet we ended on good terms. She was quite good looking though. I didn't have any nudies of her anyhow, however she does look uncannily like this porno chick, so much so I DL'ed it to my HD, renamed the file "MyVid" and DC'ed it to my buddy on aim to freak him out saying only "check this out."

http://www.hostave2.net/homemadevids/ho ... ml?id=1280

I've got a few non-nudies on my cell phone but she hasn't sufficiently pissed me off and I don't exactly know how to get he fuckers off anyhow.

Aonaran wrote:That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

You should've thrown the coffee at her and shouted "This is Spartaaaaaaaa!!". You know, for theatrics.

women shouldn't be allowed in porn

VasikkA wrote:

Aonaran wrote:That music is way too heroic for Fallout, still, I totally listened to it on loop before meeting my girlfriend for coffee and dumping her, so perhaps not entirely useless?

You should've thrown the coffee at her and shouted "This is Spartaaaaaaaa!!". You know, for theatrics.

No no no, shout THEN kick.

Aonaran wrote: http://www.hostave2.net/homemadevids/ho ... ml?id=1280

Your x-gf looks like a blonde bangkok whore? Nice.

I meet this nasty blonde girl at the party in club in Bankok. His name is Nasty. She was sucking and riding mighty cock

Mechanurgist wrote:

Aonaran wrote: http://www.hostave2.net/homemadevids/ho ... ml?id=1280

Your x-gf looks like a blonde bangkok whore? Nice.

Well, I meant more along the lines of blonde hair, size zero and firm where it counts. Proportionally speaking the ho in question gets most of it right.

Dreadnought wrote:I meet this nasty blonde girl at the party in club in Bankok. His name is Nasty. She was sucking and riding mighty cock

Maybe Aonaran swings both ways.

Dreadnought wrote:I meet this nasty blonde girl at the party in club in Bankok. His name is Nasty. She was sucking and riding mighty cock

That woulda made a great Senior yearbook quote.

P.S.: Isn't that the first few sentences in the Lord of The Rings books?