Humor satire and or horror

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Humor satire and or horror

Post by PsychoSniper »

Simple, post 1 worst case scenario for FO3.



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People who say "shit" for no exact reason.
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Post by Redeye »

Teen Rating






(To clarify: It should NOT be "M" rated due to sex or profanity. It should be "M" because it is Heavy. Not maximum darkness, though. Fallout is supposed to have a bit of whimsy.)
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FO:C or POS refrenses
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Post by Redeye »

PsychoSniper wrote:FO:C or POS refrenses
FO:C = "Craptics"?
Definitely not canon.

Some of the custom missions were good, though.
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Eh, Beth gets the license and Troika dies? :M
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power armor is replaced with transformers. a gigantic crap crossover is established so beth can tap in on the toy business. :columbian_necktie:
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The answer to your first question is shaddup.
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Killzig wrote:Loading

Wasteland required "Loading". (4 Discs.)

It also did not feature chainmail.
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that obviously makes it garbage.


I guess in that case I hope Fallout includes Oblivion's immersive loading system.

Walking across street in front of a fountain... LOADING ..... one the other side of said fountain. awesome.
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Todd Howard
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fallout 3: return of the Master
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too serial for BethSoft. Their quest design must be epic.


RETRIEVE THE GOBLIN HELM.
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Yakuza guild, (akimbo) katanas, by road temples of trials, military bases and long-forgotten vaults filled with hostile ghouls.
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Post by Mismatch »

Buy extra content online, Deathclaw Armour: $.99
combined with oblivion style combat, dialogues, and plot.

Also I constantly fear that, in Bethsofts FO, a mutant will never be attacked of sight (as in VC), and you can join everyting.
Slaver & Ranger at the same time seems to be the bethesda way.
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PIPBoy as a quest pointer.
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Ack, I totally forgot about the green arrow.

Also, just imagine Oblivionesque levels of proficiency:

Congratulations! You've become an apprentice with small guns! Now you have a chance to knock back your enemies!

*player uses melee weapons for the rest of the day*

Congratulations! You've become an apprentice with melee weapons! Now you have a chance to knock back your enemies!

etc.
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Post by Redeye »

the Idiot wrote:"...military bases and long-forgotten vaults filled with hostile ghouls"
I wouldn't really mind that.
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Unless it's a simple 'kill everything and theres nothing to find devolping the setting and or plot'

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