Israel vs. Lebanon

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:23 pm

Update me. I just found out about this shit over the weekend and I don't have time between work and sleeping to actually go and research and find out what happened/what's happening.

TEACH ME OF THE WORLD

Also, bring me some chinese food.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:30 pm

it all started because of israels foreign policy concerning exporting and importing. they severly taxed lebanon, so after failing to come to an agreement a terrorist cell assassinated the israel ambassador and broadcasted it. This lead to an uproar and israel demanded justice, though lebanon failed to give the goods. After just a few days several dozen soldiers assaulted the lebanese palace holding all the ministers, holding them ransom unless they released the terrorists into israel custody. Lebanon responded by blowing up the plane they were going to escape on, and the rest is history.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:05 pm

Lebanon was supposed to eliminate Hezbollah(teh terro) from it's lands. Instead they pushed them to the south of the country and left them there. Terro started attacking Israel with missiles, then they kidnapped Israeli soldats. Israel said fuck you asshole and currently rapes Lebanon in the ass.

If you want to know who started, UN did making Israel in the first place. I am sympathetic with Israel currently.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:08 pm

Israel keeps shooting rockets in towns and shit. They've killed like 290 civils and 10 soldiers so far.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:23 pm

Hezbollah can't do shit, trance music will always prevail

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:23 pm

Sounds like there is a good chance for nuclear holocaust

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:32 pm

I support Israel they have the right to defend themselves from those terrorist swell guy. We should just let them take care of it until syria and that other country enter it then we can and blow them up. Then a CIA agent will find out it was all a ploy to get the USA into the war so that Russia and China can attack us from behind.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:46 pm

Fuck Israel, fuck Lebanon, fuck Palestine, fuck Syria, and fuck Iran. Fuck China, too.

No one's right and everybody's wrong. I realize that Israel isn't the best neighbor, but for Christ's sake why haven't the Arabs learned to just stop pissing them off? Everytime the Arabs throw a pebble the Israelis respond with a boulder.

If Musraf the Arab doesn't build a big bottlerocket out of sheet metal and pipes in his garage and shoot it at the Israelis, a bulldozer will not knock over his house while his family is inside eating dinner, it's quite simple.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:07 pm

good insight johnny gun. Ja. i soo hope some fanatics blow a dirty bomb on israel soil. retaliation very likely an allout military move. tactical nukes too. Ja!

Post by **Alexander** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:12 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I support Israel they have the right to defend themselves from those terrorist swell guy. We should just let them take care of it until syria and that other country enter it then we can and blow them up. Then a CIA agent will find out it was all a ploy to get the USA into the war so that Russia and China can attack us from behind.

I dont believe what I am reading! Have you ever considered that Israel might be the real terrorists?

Still, is anyone else getting that cosy the-world-is-about-to-end-feeling?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:22 pm

I'm ok!

Post by **Alexander** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:26 pm

the guardian wrote:I'm ok!

Oh joy!

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:55 pm

Alexander wrote: Oh joy!

I'm a terrorist, ok!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:41 pm

I bet Dan's dead, though.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:54 pm

if i die will you make a tribute thread with flame gifs on either side of a black and white picture of me? thnx

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:09 pm

Do you realize most of the pastrami in Israel comes from the northern parts of it? Somehow, this war has interfered with the pastrami supplies. War is hell.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:32 pm

Are we to see the infamous "Glass Parking Lot" anytime soon?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:33 pm

Kill us some muslims, eh?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:39 pm

glowing glass plains for roller blade tourists. ja.

related: miss haifa:

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:06 am

I just want everyone to know that I have nothing to do with this one.

OK?