A Beer In Review

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:03 pm

So today I had a pint of Koningshoeven Dubbel at the local pub for lunch. I was expecting a nice thick amber beer with a nice thick taste. What I got was a nice thick amber beer that tasted a bit like cheap wine. Yes, it tasted okay. Yes, I may drink it again.....Well...I might have to go for the Quadrupel....But what the hell? A beer shouldn't taste like cheap wine. Wine never tastes like beer.

Like WTF you fucking Hollanders out there.

"Taste the Silence"......More like "Taste the old grapes for some reason."

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:40 am

Fuck Holland, Belgium makes the best beer. One Leffe Blonde and the world seems like a better place.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:15 am

i had a stella today

what can i say. tasted shit

Pixel_Shade · Post by **Pixel_Shade** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:16 am

whats a hollander dood and why dont you get some real beer like keystone or rolling rock like a real man. even chicks dig the rock man.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:18 am

Pixel_Shade · Post by **Pixel_Shade** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:20 am

HAHAHAHHAH!!! MAN! thats a sweet pic did you make it in paintshop? i use that for shit ALL DAY

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:49 am

The hardest stuff I drink is Mikes Hard Lemonade and sometimes Listerine.

The only beer names I know are the ones that have commercials like bud light, coors, miller etc.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:49 am

I like Beck's pils, Weizenbier is pretty bueno as well.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:12 pm

http://www.kozel.cz/en/products/dark.html ftw

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:43 pm

You like sucking a goat from a tall glass, huh

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:35 pm

American beers are the worst. Even Molson and Labatt are better.

Quebec makes some great beers, but I doubt you can find them outside of the province

Anyways, Belle Gueule and Griffon are the best.

I very much like the Sapporo and Asahi, too.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:11 pm

Have you tried Magic Hat No. 9? That reminds me of wine almost - it's fruity, I guess it is made with apricots. It's not flavored, it just has an apricot base.

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:52 pm

I don't know why people knock American beers all the time. Most of the foreign beers I've had are shit. Belgium makes excellent beers, but there are some excellent American beers. Yuengling, Blue Moon, Sam Adams, Harpoon, and many others.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:08 pm

Speaking of fruity, Bellevue Kriek is a great cherry-flavored beer.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:35 pm

King of Creation wrote:I don't know why people knock American beers all the time. Most of the foreign beers I've had are shit. Belgium makes excellent beers, but there are some excellent American beers. Yuengling, Blue Moon, Sam Adams, Harpoon, and many others.

Usually we Canadians refer to Coors and Budweiser for American beers. That's why we say they all taste shit.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:10 pm

vendetta wrote:
King of Creation wrote:I don't know why people knock American beers all the time. Most of the foreign beers I've had are shit. Belgium makes excellent beers, but there are some excellent American beers. Yuengling, Blue Moon, Sam Adams, Harpoon, and many others.
Usually we Canadians refer to Coors and Budweiser for American beers. That's why we say they all taste shit.

We say they taste like shit because they do, in fact, taste like shit.
The only American beer that I can honestly say is good is Sam Adams.

I prefer Alexander Keith's for flavour over most other beers though.

You should get yourself some Fiddler's Arm from Britain or some Dragon Stout from Jamaica. Fix you right up.

TheCynic · Post by **TheCynic** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:52 pm

Mickey's--taste like shit--but in the economical 40 fluid oz bottle at the low-low price of $1.75--it'll get ya drunk

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:08 pm

Illuminated by so many voices, in amazing agreement of all things, I find a measure of happiness in the knowledge I have never fostered a fondness for a range of beverages that so remarkably and closely emulate the flavour of shite. On this matter, I gladly defer to the combination of obvious experience and apparent certainty.

My relief is like a tumour. Palpable. My thanks to the martyred taste buds, less so.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:17 pm

Blargh wrote:beverages that so remarkably and closely emulate the flavour of shite.

I don't care to know how you came to that conclusion.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:22 pm

I am saddened on your behalf, Jiiiiiiiiisus.