Duck and Cover

ho w many of you are familiar with rp games wolves of kintara? perhaps if we get enough characters we can have a game put toghether if noone else is gm ill be gm i dont have much emotions but i make up for it

I hate you, learn to spell reading that just made me dumber

hat_man99 wrote:learn to spell

I would say the same applies to you.

all rye since you mongoloid pencil-pushers wont play ill play by mtself

It is a dark night and I walk naked into forest. I feel dew under my feet and a moth lands on my erection. I stare at it for a few minutes before entering the tree-house. I look at the full moon and feel fur leave my skin. I am now in wolf form! Now the fun can rly start i think to myself as I JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW. I PAW THE GROUND AND SMELL THE AIR WITH MY WOLVEN NOSE. I CAN SMELL A PRETTY GIRLS SO I GO TO INVESTIGATE

my loins stir!

*laughs*

WPE is brilliant. BRILLIANT. Well. No. But amusing. Yes.

However, I doubt you would like tacks. Bloody deceitful harlot.

I see a raindeer with white spots on it. It has a couple of dingleberries on its butt. I run up to it and shove my dick into her butt.

"yo man wuts your prob?" said bambi
"I stir my loins counter clockwise" said wolf

Bambi jumps out of the range of my cock then does a back flip kick to my face and I fly into a porn studio with a bunch of naked women...

I come and see pooperscooper in porn studio

'hey what up'

i sniff his face and give him a lick

'i lik you' i say miling and turn my face into human head on a wolf body i then smkile some more and start howling @ the moon.

wow....

VasikkA wrote:

hat_man99 wrote:learn to spell

I would say the same applies to you.

I concur.
I make mistakes but I'm not a fucking native speaker of English, while Luke Perry's writing sucks as being serious and fucked up at the same time,
unlike worst poster's who's spelling is obviously a matter of showing off his nonchalance and, at the same time, mocking those who actually think this kinda spelling iz kewl. Ama right?

Worst Poster Ever wrote:I come and see pooperscooper in porn studio

'hey what up'

i sniff his face and give him a lick

'i lik you' i say miling and turn my face into human head on a wolf body i then smkile some more and start howling @ the moon.

I guess I don't really know how to play this game... (I come to the porn studio, poo on the carpet and smell some asses to say hi lol and then I wave my tail) - is dat ok?
(edit: a part of this post was not showing so I fixed it)

yeah its fine if you just use imagination you might get a hang of the rules if ur smart

i turn into wolf form again and go into the forest. i start drinking from a lake when i see another wolf. "Hello" i say and smile. "Hey" she says and comes to smell me. she smells like strawberries and babies hair and i smell like old spice and petrol. hey you smell she says. yeah well you smell bad to. i giggle and we hug each other in lesbian wolf ecstacy

I peep from behind a g.w. bush cos i like watching lesbs doing the dirty. as I see a rabbit passing by I grab him and use it as a fake vagina to sooth my passion.

i look her in the eyes and lap at her vibrating genitals. i am in love with wolf girl! i turn into human form and have human wolf sex that transends the barriers of civilization as we are 2 wild things, naked and sweaty in the forest of magic!

i start to finger her butt and then suck my fist. she projectiles some pre-cum onto my bosom as we both have orgasm at same time i turn into wolf form after and see PiP hey what are you doing PiP lol i wink at him and run into another push because i have diarrhea from eating bad chinese food

'oh noes the smell' I growl and throw the utilised rabbit to worst poster for her to clean her arse

I lower my quivering anus onto the fur and turn into human form. ah thats better i saw with wolf face.

i then walk around naked with wolfface and the moon is in the sky i look at it like a glowing orb in the moonlit sky like a pearl in a dark ocean. suddenly i hear a growl and see a wolf come out of the darkens. 'who are you! friend of fo?!'

PiP wrote:

VasikkA wrote:

hat_man99 wrote:learn to spell

I would say the same applies to you.

I concur.
I make mistakes but I'm not a fucking native speaker of English, while Luke Perry's writing sucks as being serious and fucked up at the same time,
unlike worst poster's who's spelling is obviously a matter of showing off his nonchalance and, at the same time, mocking those who actually think this kinda spelling iz kewl. Ama right?

No your not, i was just being an ass hole that day, hes cool, GO KYLE!, use your power to make no sense and get laughs

no ur just a dick ffs lol LOOK AT ME GUYZ LOOK AT ME LOOK AT LEMONPARTY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY NEWS ARTICLE LOOK AT ME BEING SHOCKING LOOK AT swell guy LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS

fuck u

A mysterious stranger is watching the copulating retards, silently, in the darkness, concealed by the night, hidden in the trees. His hands are gloved in rugged old leather gloves, nervously stroking his flaking genitals. His sweating face is a smiling grimace - a sign of strain. His mind is wandering, lost in memories of his wild youth. The passion of retards is a detonator, an accelerant for old lust reawakened. The smell of sex is intoxicating, he is hypnotized by the grunting shadows.

A thousand miles away, Bush ran over a security guard with a bike.

ApTyp wrote:A thousand miles away, Bush ran over a security guard with a bike.

OMG you were serious

This is by far the most amusing thing I've read in a very long time. I should pay more attention to this area, esp. when Megatron need to break in his keyboard.