So I bought the Sin City comic book

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:40 pm

You brush without paste?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:42 pm

He uses semen. It's like toothpase, but better!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:43 pm

I am glad that I hadn't broken in that toothbrush prior to it disappearing . . .

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:15 pm

Semen tastes good, actually.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:25 pm

Depending.

Asparagus, red meat = bad for semen.
Pineapple, fruit = good for semen.

Who'd've thought?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:00 pm

I couldn't observe that, yet.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:27 pm

Isn't pineapple a fruit?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:11 pm

Maybe asparagus is a fruit, too.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:57 pm

Well, yes. But pineapple is the miracle fruit when it comes to improving the taste of your semen.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:26 am

Asparagus is red meat ? Who would have thought ?

The virtues of the pineapple are entirely due to them being nurtured and grown in outer space. Yes.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:59 pm

Wasn't it the tomatoes that were grown in outer space?