How does this movie kick so much ass?

Bridgeburner · Post by **Bridgeburner** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:16 pm

stagecoach is the best western ever

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:37 pm

Petticoat Junction, anyone?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:57 pm

that moustache is hawt

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:39 am

Any western with Clint Eastwood in it is guarenteed to kick record-setting amounts of ass. Oh, and Charles Bronson is a swell guy, so there.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:01 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:Clint Eastwood could kick charle's ass

You, sir, are a fool.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:05 am

No, Clint would wipe the floors with Bronson's swell guy ass.

Even motherfucking Bob Dylan says so. Hell, those were Jim Morrison's last words I quoted up there.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:59 am

megatron wrote:Yeah, john travolta and uma thurman dancing is the pinnacle of cinema.

Didn't like Pulp Fiction either. You know that already.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:35 am

Don't tell me you liked Be Cool.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:54 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:No, Clint would wipe the floors with Bronson's swell guy ass.

Even motherfucking Bob Dylan says so. Hell, those were Jim Morrison's last words I quoted up there.

Morrison died while beating off in a bathtub like a big vagina, your argument is clearly meaningless.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:03 am

subhuman thought Be Cool looked better than sin city.

goodbadugly is a good movie, for its time it must of been the second comming. Some of the stuff in it is cooler than most of the stuff today. Some old westerns can be boring but Clint eastwood had pretty decent ones. The more recent ones I liked were Tombstone and the one with sharon stone and the guy I cant remeber.

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:08 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:subhuman thought Be Cool looked better than sin city.

Thats' just wrong. Very wrong.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:22 pm

Once Upon A Time in America is Leone's best.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:54 pm

johnnygothisgun wrote:Uhhh... Once Upon a Time in the West, anyone? Charles Bronson, please.

Yeah, it's a good one. Pity that Leone couldn't get Eastwood, Van Cleef & Wallach to do the hoodlums at the opening.

Would've been brutal if Bronson gunned them down instead of Elam, Strodes & that Canuck.

Once Upon A Time in America is Leone's best.

Yeah, Kosher Nostra. I had the misfortune to watch the film company version some 15 years ago and was rather disappointed, but a few months ago I found a dir's cut on sale and that's one is pretty awesome.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:36 pm

I have the DVD version which was released a few months ago, too.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:02 pm

johnnygothisgun wrote:
Naked_Lunch wrote:No, Clint would wipe the floors with Bronson's swell guy ass.

Even motherfucking Bob Dylan says so. Hell, those were Jim Morrison's last words I quoted up there.

Morrison died while beating off in a bathtub like a big vagina, your argument is clearly meaningless.

That's a total myth. It's well known that Morrison died from 500 gunshot wounds while fighting a bunch of bad-ass ninjas with Clint Eastwood at his side out in Vietnam. That is indisputable.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:33 pm

I liked LA Confidental

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:48 pm

Haha!

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:16 pm

My mistake.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:29 am

You're damn right it is. As pennance, you must go out into the forest and kill a small animal and skin it while saying a prayer backwards. Once that has been completed, you must drink yourself until your pass out. I will provide the wine.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:40 am

scooper of pooper wrote:subhuman thought Be Cool looked better than sin city.

Actually, I said I was more excited about Be Cool personally, while Sin City looked iffy. I gave it a tentative "woo!", remember.