Surf Ninjas

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 am

After viewing this fine film for the first time in over a decade, I have decided that it is one of the greatest movies of all time. Ernie Reyes Jr. and Sr. in one movie? Leslie Nielson as a cyborg? Surfing? Martial Arts? Good lord its amazing. Those who disagree need not respond.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:32 am

It was a good movie, like the Little Ninjas but with more wackiness.

Post by **Alexander** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:45 am

If you like that sort of thing you should watch "No Retreat, No Surrender", 1985, with a young Van Damme playing the role of the ominous Ivan The Russian.
That movie is gold... it is not supposed to be a comedy but after a few minutes you just cant hold yourself from lughing any more and so it continues throughout the whole movie.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:46 pm

My friend lughed himself to death while watching that movie

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue May 10, 2005 2:04 pm

Yeah it was awesome. I didn't remember Rob Schneider was in it though.

Also, for massive fun, rent any movie featuring Bolo Yeung.

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Tue May 10, 2005 2:08 pm

Haven't seen that, but THIS I have!

...and it was horrible...

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:41 pm

Alexander wrote:If you like that sort of thing you should watch "No Retreat, No Surrender", 1985, with a young Van Damme playing the role of the ominous Ivan The Russian.
That movie is gold... it is not supposed to be a comedy but after a few minutes you just cant hold yourself from lughing any more and so it continues throughout the whole movie.

That one is also pretty good. I own pretty much all Van Damme movies. I'm not really sure why, though.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:49 pm

RawonaM wrote:... but THIS I have!
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...and it was horrible...

I haven't seen it, but from what I've read I understand it's a really bad bad flick, even from Troma. Damn that they gave up on TromaWars. I was kinda looking forward to that game.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Toxic Avenger >

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:19 pm

Old school. I've got Toxic Avenger 1 and 2. The cartoon was much cooler though.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:52 pm

King of Creation wrote:Old school. I've got Toxic Avenger 1 and 2. The cartoon was much cooler though.

So does I too. On LaserDisc!

Haven't read the cartoon though.

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:03 pm

No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

Post by **Alexander** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:20 pm

King of Creation wrote: I own pretty much all Van Damme movies. I'm not really sure why, though.

I think you just became my new personal hero.

Did you get In Hell (aka The Savage aka The Shu)? That one is fun...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:45 pm

King of Creation wrote:No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

Is it as hardcore as the movies?

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue May 10, 2005 7:01 pm

He has a whole team of muties! It's gotta be hardcore.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Tue May 10, 2005 7:01 pm

King of Creation wrote:No..I don't mean comic book. I mean the Toxic Crusaders!

Ok. Thx for enlightening me. Never even heard of it. I guess it's not been aired in Sweden. And if it had, I'm pretty sure they'll take a look at it and say:
"Cartoon? Then It's kiddie stuff!"
And then they put some bored, unemployed, talentless actors to do the dubbing.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:22 pm

KoC, have you got The Quest? And if you do, does your brain still try to kill itself when you watch it?

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:32 pm

I can watch Legionnaire without my face exploding, but that's about it.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:41 am

johnnygothisgun, while I do not have anything in particular to say to you in this topic, I am certain the yellow got your attention.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:35 am

Spazmo wrote:KoC, have you got The Quest? And if you do, does your brain still try to kill itself when you watch it?

I do. I kinda liked it. I was really expecting utter crap before I saw it, because it was Van Damme's directorial debut, but he pretty slightly exceeded my expectations.