I Have Just Seen XXX 2

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:40 am

This isn't a porn movie.

DISCUSS

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:54 am

I saw the trailer for it and ice cube or whatever was like ' I am meant to do anything for you' and the woman says 'anything' and he raises his eyebrow suggestively. He also has samuel l. jackson tattooed on his back.

Is it true IRL that you can do everything in the movie IRL ? I want to say 'anything' to some pretty girls and then run them over in a tank because i want to run them over in a tank LOL!Ã‚Â¬

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun May 01, 2005 1:10 am

THEY CUT A TANK AND THEY OUTRACE A TRAIN AND THEY TALK ALL BLACK AND SHIT AND god I can't believe I've agreed to see this movie.

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:52 am

Why the hell would you even concider agreeing to see that piece of shit? I hope you at least got pussy out of it. But then again, what kind of woman watches crap movies like that?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:59 am

the guardian wrote:I have just seen XXX 2

the guardian wrote:I've agreed to see this movie.

Choose a tense and stick with it, man!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:47 am

a gangser Army saves the nation from communism

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:38 am

If XXX made you want to wipe your ass with a cactus, XXX 2 will, well, make you want to wipe your ass with a bigger cactus. Harder. And faster.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:09 pm

satanisgreat wrote:Why the hell would you even concider agreeing to see that piece of shit?

DIRECT CONFUSION I TELL YOU. a female friend of mine asked me if I wanted to see XXX2 with her. Now, I didn't realy know what XXX is, but it sure sounded like a porn flick, so I said hell yeah, let's do it right now. So she comes over and starts driving forward the movies, while I start to get rather confused. By the time the tickets were bought, I couldn't realy back out of it.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:53 pm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:10 pm

Well, XXX was entertaining, as Vin Diesel is kind of ok.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun May 01, 2005 6:12 pm

I'd totally fuck Vin Diesel.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:02 pm

Get her into an od of black tar heroin, then when she passes out just call the local preach', have her rebaptized as catholic and marry her. If she has memory issues, I'm sure she won't mind.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:05 pm

Was it translated in hebrew?

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:52 pm

the guardian wrote:DIRECT CONFUSION I TELL YOU. a female friend of mine asked me if I wanted to see XXX2 with her. Now, I didn't realy know what XXX is, but it sure sounded like a porn flick, so I said hell yeah, let's do it right now. So she comes over and starts driving forward the movies, while I start to get rather confused. By the time the tickets were bought, I couldn't realy back out of it.

But did you get some? That's the question.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:00 pm

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:46 pm

Why are you paying them for making a shitty movie? By seeing shitty movies you are telling them that it's okay to make shitty movies because they can still get rich.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon May 02, 2005 12:11 am

To piss you off.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon May 02, 2005 12:24 am

I'm sure there's alot of cretins out there that'll see it and like it, thus funding the turkey scheme. That's why all non-violent protests and schemes are pointless, and we should all just take to arms.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:22 am

the guardian wrote:
satanisgreat wrote:Why the hell would you even concider agreeing to see that piece of shit?
DIRECT CONFUSION I TELL YOU. a female friend of mine asked me if I wanted to see XXX2 with her. Now, I didn't realy know what XXX is, but it sure sounded like a porn flick, so I said hell yeah, let's do it right now. So she comes over and starts driving forward the movies, while I start to get rather confused. By the time the tickets were bought, I couldn't realy back out of it.

omgskllfckd! xD

Who, without a doubt, actually thought it'd be worth seeing?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon May 02, 2005 1:45 pm

Ice Cube is soooo '90.