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http://www.abstinenceonly.com/

Don't be mistaken from a first glance, this website is hilarious.

My favorite section is the "Anal Abstinence" section.
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It says it is not for the young or the easily offended... I am not sure which one I am... but I'm not looking!
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It doesn't contain anything like that, but if your parents haven't given you the birds and the bees yet, I wouldn't click it.
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Post by Insane Koolaid Man »

Good god that site is funny. The "Anal Abstinence" section is friggin' hilarious, I especially like how they illustrate it for you.
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I smiled, but you've got a problem if you think it's hilarious. To be more precise, a "you never got laid" problem.
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Aye, it was rather shitty.
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It was pretty decent, the Batman approves.
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It wasnt funy at all. :chew:
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I don't see what's so funny about titty-fuck.
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Weary. :drunk:
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hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you

doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
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Artkill wrote:hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you

doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
omg you're sooo right. on a completely different note: LMAO :lol:
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Art wrote:hhaha, i have a different sense of humopr than you
Apparently, this is true.
Art wrote:doesnt mean yours is better, shitface
Well, actually, it does. The site you linked to is slightly funnier (but only slightly, mind) than a barbeque fork up one's arse, hence, your 'sense of humour' is inferior to mine, and to all others who have seen your 'sense of humour' for what it is. Huzzah. :drunk:
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Amen.
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Post by Alexander »

Yeah, I must say that that anal abstinence site was not funny at all ... It did not even make me smile the slightest.

Though I have to say that this thread was more or less saved by that hilarious Rock Guide-paper posted by Gimp Mask... Hahahahaha! Good one, it really made me laugh!
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Post by Artkill »

you all suck and your penises are small
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I suppose it makes the job of sucking them easier.
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Actually, women like smaller penises.
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I need to get laid D:
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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You're not supposed to say this on the internet D: You're supposed to brag about your sexual feats!
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