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Talk about music, movies, TV, books, other types of entertainment and what your vices are. Also, if you're addicted to the high you get off Aspirin, this is the place to talk about it.
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I have a new book. It is an obsessive compulsive choose-your-adventure book ! It says 'to wash your hands, turn to page 2. To wash your hands again, reread page 2. To check if your car is locked, turn to page 5 . . .'
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I AM A STRIDING HERO ! HUZZAH !

Though Strutting Hero or even Staggering Hero would be more appropriate, I think. Yes. :drunk:
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Artkill wrote:Sterile Hero
Mind reader. And one day, you too might join our illustrious ranks, humble Art. :drunk:
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Oh mang, talk about temptation.

I can get wasted right now, or I can save it for 2 weeks and have some screwdrivers with a really hot chick. 2 weeks is a long time but she's fucking gorgeous
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Artkill wrote:Oh mang, talk about temptation.

I can get wasted right now, or I can save it for 2 weeks and have some screwdrivers with a really hot chick. 2 weeks is a long time but she's fucking gorgeous
Screwdrivers are a woman's drink.
Blargh wrote:While the way in which the stance is made could be done with at least a pretense of civility - being far more conducive to others actually paying attention than copious swearing - it just wouldn't be Mandy otherwise.
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thats why im gonna drink them with a woman fool
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kinda makes sense there
does this work
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Why not both?
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Post by atoga »

Advice, junior -- she's probably not all that hot. And you probably won't get all that wasted. So you might as well drink those screwdrivers yourself, or at least give them to the homeless.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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If you drink them during your meeting you'll at least think she's hot.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

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yes, im sure you all know this girl
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She's a wife of the hippie commune that everyone lives in. So everyone knows her well.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

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Would that be the commune that was on fire recently, again ? If so, I hypothesise that you all know her biblically*. You lucky ducks.

*Blargh, potentially ruining the subtlety of silly jokes since 1980. :drunk:
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