The Baby Kicker

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The Baby Kicker

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While not post-apocalyptic, I do feel this is in line with what we do here. I made it awhile back. The first three images were done four years ago, back in high school.

So, I proudly present the Baby Kicker series.

The Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789087/

The Baby Kicker Strikes Back: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789139/

Return of the Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789156/

The Baby Kicker's Side Kick: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789172/

The Baby Kicker's Split Kick: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789194/

The Baby Kicker Live in Concert: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789706/

Fall of the Baby Kicker: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5789931/

EDIT: By the way, be sure to read by the comments on some of the pictures made by some chick named Nic-Nic.
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Hahah, fuckin awesome. Excellent work, Ret.
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That was really fairly awesome. Excellent work, Ret. Excellent comment, GG.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by Sovy Kurosei »

Nic-Nic has some pretty shitty ass stuff, don't know why she is saying your art sucks. D:
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Nic Nic is a girl and therefore deserves to die... (unless she could be put to use as a sexslave or do some menial tasks)
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The Fall of the Baby Kicker made me cry :cry:
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Alexander wrote:Nic Nic is a girl and therefore deserves to die... (unless she could be put to use as a sexslave or do some menial tasks)
I've seen pictures of her on her DevArt account. Don't know about her body, but her face is atrocious.
Kashluk wrote:The Fall of the Baby Kicker made me cry :cry:
I know. But it had to end sometime.
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Interesting series, definitely.

I'd write 'don't let Nic Nic's overly emotional whining phase you', but I doubt it did. From my experience, women tend to react poorly towards violence against infants, small children, small animals and so on and so forth. I'll never understand that, as infants, small children and small animals are amongst the most irritating things in existence. If anything, they deserve a good kick now and then. :drunk:
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I know a lady who once - when she was drunk - said that "children are evil dwarves"... I guess she is the exception that proves the rule (or however you say it).
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It was the evil of the alcohol, speaking with her voice. Their unreasonably favourable predisposition towards small, irritating things is genetic. Inescapable. :drunk:
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Whatever... wether it was the evil or goodness or insight of alcohol... the statement is true in a sense. Face the facts!
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I'll face the facts when they arrive, dear Alex, and not a moment earlier. It appears punctuality is a weakness of theirs. That, or YOUR STATEMENT IS FALSE.

Oho ! :drunk:
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That is preposterous! How is it FALSE!? Do you mean to say that they are "benevolent dwarves"??
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Benevolent ? BENEVOLENT ?

NO !

NO !

NO !

Your misunderstanding is deliberate, isn't it Alex ? All that alcohol has addled your brain a tad, hasn't it Alex ?

Booze is evil, this is truth. I hypothesise that the woman you mention was monetarily possessed by the veritably corporeal nature of the evil of booze, which then seized the opportunity to utter those foul, evil, awful words through her mouth. Poor lass. :drunk:
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"I'll face the facts when they arrive, dear Alex, and not a moment earlier."

Thehehehhee, that made me laugh. Thehehehheehee.
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Indeed. I'll take that, thanks.
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Blargh wrote:Booze is evil, this is truth.
Agree to disagree.
Blargh wrote:I hypothesise that the woman you mention was monetarily possessed by the veritably corporeal nature of the evil of booze, which then seized the opportunity to utter those foul, evil, awful words through her mouth. Poor lass.
Wait, am I getting this right? You say that the things the woman said regarding children/babies being "evil dwarves" are - in fact - "foul, evil, awful words". While you praised the art exhibited in this thread in an earlier post where you also added that "if anything, they [babies] deserve a good kick now and then". Dont you think that is a tad hypocritical?

On a side note: You used the word evil far to many times in the last paragraph for it to sound stylish... (consider revising)
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Post by Retlaw83 »

Alexander wrote:A bunch of crap
Blargh wrote: A bunch of crap
Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.
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Retlaw83 wrote:
Alexander wrote:A bunch of crap
Blargh wrote: A bunch of crap
Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.
Thanks. It sure looks as if you improved it though!
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Alexander wrote:Wait, am I getting this right?
No, you're not.
Alexander wrote:You say that the things the woman said regarding children/babies being "evil dwarves" are - in fact - "foul, evil, awful words".
They were motivated by alcohol, hence they are evil by default. The morality of the issue has no bearing upon the words in question, merely their origin : alcohol.
Alexander wrote:On a side note: You used the word evil far to many times in the last paragraph for it to sound stylish... (consider revising)
Repetition was deliberate, the nuances of which clearly went over your head. 'Koff.
Retlaw83 wrote:Way to douche up the thread, douchebags.
You're most welcome, you burning clot of hatred. :drunk:
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